Author: Alexander Abad-Santos

Backpacks, Human Shields, Above and Beyond: The Oklahoma Teacher Heroes

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As of Tuesday evening, all students at Briarwood Elementary School and AgapeLand Learning Center have been accounted for; police said seven of nine children confirmed to have died in the storm's path went to Plaza Towers Elementary. And as the recovery efforts in Moore continue, know that there are teachers at all three schools who were there when America's kids needed them most. These are their stories.

By Alexander Abad-Santos

Dec 3, 2012

Tumblr Hacked by Foul-Mouthed Hackers

Is this wacky picture and the borderline offensive message accompanying it (left) showing up on your Tumblr? Then, yes, you've been hacked.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Dec 3, 2012

The Waiting Game on the Supreme Court and Gay Marriage Will Continue

The Supreme Court today decided to hold off on a key announcement about which gay marriage cases, if any, they'll be hearing. Friday is now the earliest — but not quite the latest — we could hear about a decision during this Court term.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Dec 3, 2012

The Internet Would Rather Make Fun of Bob Costas Than Solve a Football Murder

During the halftime segment of Sunday Night Football this week, Bob Costas went long on gun control and the weekend murder-suicide by Kansas City Chief Jovan Belcher. Shortly thereafter, #BobCostasLogic was born.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Dec 3, 2012

Rupert Murdoch Is Folding 'The Daily'

In 12 days, Rupert Murdoch's tablet publication The Daily will be shutting down, and for one simple reason: The world's first bold foray into iPad-only newspapering wasn't making money.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Dec 3, 2012

'Three Cups of Tea' Co-Author Took His Own Life

David Oliver Relin, who co-authored the controversial Three Cups of Tea with Greg Mortensen, killed himself in a suicide last month, police say. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 30, 2012

Here's How to Turn Nicki Minaj into Jay-Z

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 30, 2012

Boehner Makes Up for Appointing All Old White Men with Single Old White Female

After Republicans filled every House leadership position with old white dudes, Speaker of the House John Boehner changed course on Friday afternoon by adding some diversity — emphasis on the "some."

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 30, 2012

The Bow-and-Arrow School Shooting Is Now Upon Us

Katniss, Legolas, and the whole archery craze just got a lot less cool with the news out of Wyoming's Casper College, where someone went on a rampage with a bow and arrow and killed three people.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 30, 2012

Nate Silver vs. Politico: Oh, It's On!

Doing the simple math, seven times, carry the — Nate Silver is not fond of Politico, and he says as much in a new interview released today. And that's news because Silver is such a big player in the political field and so is Politico, and well, for political wonks, this little catfight is delicious.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 30, 2012

Bradley Manning Tells a Very Depressing Story About His Underwear

After Bradley Manning's very serious appearance on the stand during his pretrial hearing yesterday, the man facing charges for the Wikileaks security breach has in his testimony today unleashed a truth of Iraq that America may never unlearn.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 30, 2012

The First Powerball Winners Have Been Revealed, and They're Impossible to Hate

Everyone who knows them says the first winners are pretty awesome people, and we now know that least one of their mothers is almost absurdly adorable.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 30, 2012

The Supreme Court Could Affirm Gay Marriage as Early as Monday

Depending on what the nine justices decide about their case load, same-sex marriages in California could get the federal stamp of approval by MondayHere's what you need to know.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 30, 2012

Jon Stewart and the Fiscal-Cliff Asteroid

We didn't need Jon Stewart to tell us how silly it is for Washington to threaten our economy with another downgrade. We need him to show us how silly this whole thing is making the rest of us.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 30, 2012

North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair, Apparently

"Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom." reports the — wait. Stop. UNICORNS? 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 29, 2012

Let's Talk About How 'Looper' Should Have Ended

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 29, 2012

What the UN Vote for Palestinian Statehood Really Means

Early Thursday evening, even after some last-minute diplomatic swings, Palestine easily won a vote in the U.N. General Assembly, changing its status from "entity" to "non-member state" — just like the Vatican. So what's the big deal?

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 29, 2012

Bradley Manning's Testimony Will Make You Claustrophobic

Bradley Manning took the stand today in his pretrial hearing to discuss his confinement in both Kuwait and Quantico, Virginia — and the conditions were even more disturbing than we thought.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 29, 2012

Forget Mars: There's Water on Mercury!

After building us up and letting us down easy about that alleged discovery "for the history books" from Curiosity, NASA has announced the next best thing in space right now: we found water ice on Mercury. And a lot of it.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 29, 2012

Jeff Zucker's CNN Already Has a New Star

After reports surfaced earlier this week, CNN  finally announced Jeff Zucker as its new president on Thursday, which means everyone can officially start telling him how to fix things. We have three words (the O' counts): Soledad O'Brien.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 29, 2012

George H. W. Bush Has Secretly Been in the Hospital for a Week

The former president has been in Houston's Methodist Hospital for the past seven days with a concerning case of bronchitis. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 29, 2012

R.I.P. David Axelrod's Mustache

It's official: In a little over a week, the Obama advisor will shave off his 40-year-old mustache — an icon, insofar as facial hair in Washington goes — as part of a bet he made with Joe Scarborough. So here's a pre-emptive obituary, of sorts.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 29, 2012

Why Romney Face-Tattoo Guy Is Really Getting It Lasered Off

Yes, there's something absolutely poetic about Eric Hartsburg dropping his support of Romney because of Mitt's offensive "gifts" comment, then cashing in on a FREE gift to get the symbol of his newly found regret lasered right off his temple.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 29, 2012

The Daily Show John McCain and Lindsey Graham Don't Want You to See

For the past few weeks, we've seen Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham fall over one another trying to point out just how wrong Susan Rice was. Don't think Jon Stewart and his team haven't been eagerly watching, too.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 29, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Got Herself Arrested Again, Obviously

Before everyone got up for work this morning, Lindsay Lohan went to jail. The Liz & Dick star was arrested for allegedly punching a woman in the face at a night club.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 28, 2012

Does The Times' Public Editor Regret Its Adventures in Social-Media Babysitting?

Margaret Sullivan has already half-revealed that even though she supports this idea — and even though there are bigger questions at hand — well, maybe this whole thing was kind of a bad call.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 28, 2012

How Conservatives Beat Obama's #My2K Hashtag

After the president took the battle for the fiscal cliff over the edge of Twitter today, conservatives went right to work using the hashtag to push back up the social-media mountain — and quite successfully thus far.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 28, 2012

How the $550-Million Powerball Jackpot Went Viral, by the Numbers and Photos

The tens of thousands of people hoping you got all of your numbers wrong have made tonight's drawing an unavoidable thing, thanks to the numbers being bandied about on social media.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 28, 2012

Glenn Beck Has Re-opened Bidding for an Obama Doll Drenched in His Fake Urine

People were willing to spend more than $11,000 for a jar containing what they and eBay thought was Glenn Beck's bodily fluid — until the auction site removed the listing today. Bids are still being taken via Beck's website.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 28, 2012

The Secret to Iranian Drone Technology? Just Add Photoshop

Earlier this month, Iran's news agency provided visual evidence that its government had figured out to make a fancy new drone that could take off and land vertically. What they didn't tell us is that they used Photoshop.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 28, 2012

Hashtag: Worst Baby Name of Our Time

It won't be long before her parents are arranging playdates with Facebook and Like. No, really, those are real names, too.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 28, 2012

Romney and Obama Are Having Lunch and It Will Not Be Awkward at All

The White House just announced that Mitt Romney will be having lunch with President Obama tomorrow at the White House. That ugly campaign will make this whole thing awkward, right? Well, Obama told us exactly three weeks ago this would be happening.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 28, 2012

How Walmart Employees Ruined Jon Stewart's Black Friday

You know what, Walmart employees? Things could be worse. You could be working in, say, a flammable factory in Bangladesh.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 28, 2012

Is Jordan Russell Davis the New Trayvon?

Here we go again: a Florida man is now claiming self defense and will possibly use the state's "Stand Your Ground" law after shooting eight rounds into a car full of black teens, killing one, and fleeing the scene, all because the teens allegedly did not turn their loud music down and the man saw a gun that did not exist.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 27, 2012

Now It's Time to Get Really Serious About Vogue

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 27, 2012

Arizona Government Website Misdirects Women on Abortions

Less than 24 hours after Senator John McCain told Republicans should lay off the subject of abortion, his home state launched its "A Woman's Right to Know" website — a site loaded with misinformation that appears specifically designed to steer women away from their abortions.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 27, 2012

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Batman Is Tearing the Nerd Kingdom Apart

The actor is suddenly rumored to be taking up Christian Bale's cowl and appear in the Warner Bros.'s Justice League movie as the new Batman. This "decision," of course, has divided nerds the world over.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 27, 2012

The Susan Rice Lovefest That Wasn't

Susan Rice met with the triumvirate of Senators John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and Kelly Ayotte in a closed-door meeting today. And the first few "disturbed" things we're hearing from those senators sound awfully familiar: They're threatening to block her potential nomination as Secretary of State... again.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 27, 2012

Hungarian Leader Asks His Government for a List of Jews

With the conflict in Gaza at a tenuous point, a Holocaust-denying Hungarian lawmaker thought the next logical thing to do would be to ask the government to draw up a list of Jews who pose a national security threat. Because, really, what could go wrong with that?

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 27, 2012

Jon Stewart Returns for a Heart-to-Heart with God

Gosh, it's totally inappropriate to laugh at the conflict in the Middle East, right? Well, it's totally Jon Stewart's fault.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 27, 2012

The Onion Convinces Actual Chinese Communists That Kim Jong-un Is Actually the Sexiest Man Alive

We're not here to debate whether or not North Korea's supreme leader is the sexiest man alive. No, we're here to snicker that The Onion fooled the official paper of China's communist party into thinking it so. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 26, 2012

When 'Game of Thrones' Becomes a Show About Nothing

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 26, 2012

Mitt Romney Finally Captures 47% of America

With 47 percent of the popular vote, Mitt Romney may become the president of nothing more than Ironystan.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 26, 2012

The AP Won't Let You Call 'Homophobia' Homophobia

So ... if Tracy Morgan goes on a rant again and tells people that he'd stab and kill his son for being gay, the AP will just call it "anti-gay." And forget about "ethnic cleansing" and "Islamophobia" — those won't exist in the new stylebook either. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 26, 2012

Egyptian Judges Aren't Buying Morsi's Power Grab — Is Obama?

After handing himself new powers over the weekend — and taking heat for it across the globe — Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi met with the country's top judges to assure them that he hasn't usurped their authority. So who believes him?

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 26, 2012

Toronto Mayor Fired Over Football Fund, Is Still Ridiculous

Citing a charitable sports donation gone bad, Ontario's Superior Court Judge vacated Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's seat on Monday, possibly leaving Canada's largest city mayorless — which is totally fine, if you ask Canadians.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 26, 2012

The Truth About the All-White Actress Magazine Cover

Vanity Fair has been putting caucasian actresses on their New Hollywood cover for years, managing to generate thousands of conversations on the race topic... without really addressing it. Here's how The Hollywood Reporter captured the conversation.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 26, 2012

Supreme Court Will Let Jerry Falwell's College Fight Obamacare for Freedom

Liberty University will be allowed to appeal Obamacare's individual mandate and a mandate requiring employers to provide coverage for workers.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 26, 2012

NBC Still Resents You for Resenting Matt Lauer So Much

We're about five months removed from the dismissal of Ann Curry from the Today show, and the NBC executives are still trying run interference between you, your hate for Matt Lauer and Matt Lauer. Their latest attempt involves complaining about your tweeting habits to The Daily Beast's Howard Kurtz. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 26, 2012

The Rolling Stones Bow to London's Bed Time, Skip 'Satisfaction'

The septuagenarians ended their first 50th-anniversary concert at London's O2 Arena with a whimper and couldn't play the biggest hit of their 50-year careers because the rock stars decided to obey the city's strict curfew.

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