Author: Alexander Abad-Santos

It Takes 'Morning Joe' to Make Russell Brand Likeable

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Today in viral videos: Russell Brand gets sympathetic, 50 (completely unscientific) ways to trick people into thinking you're smarter than you are, and summer treat from Disney. 

By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 25, 2012

Who Won in The New York Times-Flipboard Deal?

The New York Times announced that beginning Thursday, that their articles and their paywall were going to hit the Flipboard app. While some are still trying to figure out what the heck Flipboard is, we're trying figure out who got the better end of this deal. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 25, 2012

Salvation Army Official: Gays Deserve Death

Just in time to ruin Gay Pride month, a media relations director for the Salvation Army had no problem reminding us and the queer journalists he was talking to that gays should be put to death.  

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 25, 2012

American Kids Are Awful Because of Their Super Great Parents

Dear concerned parents of America, there's a reason your kid is a lazy jerk: You.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 22, 2012

Let's Turn a BMW Into a Bullet

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 22, 2012

Sweden's Black Market for Strawberries Is Very Real

Human organs, exotic pets, drugs--those are types of things we think of when someone says black market trade. In Sweden, they trade in illicit foreign strawberries. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 22, 2012

Kuwaitis Love Our Big Macs and Eventually Our Stomach Stapling

In this week's Bloomberg Businessweek, Peter Savodnik sheds light on two very profitable and symbiotic American exports in the Middle East: Fast food and bariatric surgery. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 22, 2012

The Many Ways to Hate (and Maybe Like) LeBron James, Champion

We aren't even going to pretend to know your thoughts on LeBron James, but we will try and give you a barometer of feelings out there now that basketball's most polarizing figure (oh, and his Miami Heat teammates) has his championship ring.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 22, 2012

Stealing a $150,000 Dalí Is a Lot Easier Than You Think

Anyone who's ever seen The Thomas Crown Affair knows that pulling off an art heist is best handled by experts, but that's not what happened on the Upper East Side where some balding man grabbed a six-figure Salvador Dalí painting on a Tuesday afternoon and walked off with it.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 21, 2012

Kate Upton's Cat Daddy and Joe Manganiello's Belly Break the Internet

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 21, 2012

Bullied Bus Monitor Can Now Retire; Her Good Samaritan Turns to Helping Himself

Since we reported on bullied bus monitor Karen Klein's exposure to the best and worst of humanity yesterday afternoon, people have donated more than $150,000 in her honor--a number we expect to only grow thanks to Klein's morning show rounds today. But it now looks like her white knight is trying to cash on Klein's viral fame.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 21, 2012

Ford's 'Keyfree' App Is Something Apple Should Have Invented

No, we don't really get why a car company like Ford is creating apps like "Keyfree," which allows you to login to your social networks on your Mac as long as your smartphone is nearby, but perhaps they should do it more often. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 21, 2012

Better Know the Brant Brothers: More Hilton Than Kardashian

Don't you dare call the Brant Brothers Kardashians--they're way too fabulous for that. The New York Times' William Van Meter has your morning bubblegum, hate-read of the day and takes you to a world of couture, Jitrois leather jeans, and Louis Vuitton leather jackets, and the dukes of this kingdom are 15-year-old Harry and 18-year-old Peter Brant II.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 20, 2012

Imagining a World Without Math; The End of a YouTube Meme

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 20, 2012

Awful Kids Ruined Bus Monitor's Day, Internet Made Her Year

Karen Huff Klein is a 68-year-old bus monitor in Greece, New York who reportedly makes about $15,000 per year to ride the school bus home with awful kids who bully her, and in a video that went viral, she was driven to tears. Today, the Internet showed it cares, and $27,395 (and counting) has been raised to send her on a vacation.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 20, 2012

'Clinical Death' or Not, Mubarak Got That Hospital Visit He Wanted

We still aren't sure what or who to believe about the health of Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. His lawyer now says that yesterday's "clinical death" was just a bathroom fall, and it looks more and more like yesterday's drama was a great scheme to get Mubarak into a hospital and avoid a life sentence in prison.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 20, 2012

Hot Physics Gossip Suggests Higgs Boson Discovery Coming Next Week

Rumors about the discovery of the magical, mysterious Higgs boson particle have been swirling since December via "gossipy" updates in niche physics blogs, turning the mysterious particle into the iPhone 5 for physics fans. Now comes word that scientists may announce the discovery during the International Conference on High Energy Physics which begins on July 4. Are you ready?

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 20, 2012

It's Morning in Westeros: The 'Game of Thrones' Super PAC Ads

Let's just call Game of Thrones for what it is: A sexy political campaign featuring two years and twenty episodes of people making empty promises to the masses, and power plays for one dumb job. The only thing missing were attack ads, and thanks to Mother Jones, we now have them.

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Egypt Waits After Conflicting Reports of Hosni Mubarak's 'Clinical Death'

Reports of former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak being "clinically dead," have been debunked, but he's currently being kept alive on life support and some are saying his condition is going downhill. Crowds have gathered in Tahrir Square waiting for updates about his condition. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 19, 2012

Why Yes, We'll Watch Ryan Gosling Break It Down to C+C Music Factory

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 19, 2012

Locker Room Bullying Avenged 50-Odd Years Later

73-year-old Carl Ericsson is now serving a life sentence for showing up at the front door of his high school bully and shooting him dead for putting a jockstrap on his head in the 1950s. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 19, 2012

Jon Stewart Finds the Perfect 'Vagina Zinger'

Call it a match made in news parody heaven: Michigan lawmaker Lisa Brown being banned for saying "vagina" during a house debate on abortion, and Jon Stewart waiting with open arms.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 19, 2012

Invisible Children Not Amused by NYU Kids' Parody

If we're going to give Invisible Children one thing, it's that they're earnest. Earnest enough to threaten a lawsuit against a bunch of NYU kids making a mockery of their brand of activism and earnest enough not to see the obvious joke here of how obtuse their own organization can be.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 18, 2012

Comment of the Day

'Most Revolutions and Uprisings End Up Like This'

Our post on Egypt's military takeover brought out one fatalistic view of the Arab Spring. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 18, 2012

Saying Goodbye to Sue Simmons; Some Monday Magic

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 18, 2012

Brett McGurk Has Withdrawn His Nomination to Be Ambassador to Iraq

It was only a matter of time. Thanks in part to a trove of inappropriate e-mails, Brett McGurk, President Obama's nominee to be the next envoy to Iraq, has withdrawn his nomination reports ABC News' Jake Tapper.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 18, 2012

The Problem With Geek Culture's 'Female Role Models'

Two major aspects of geek culture are supporting outsiders and rooting for underdog. So can someone please explain how it turned itself into its biggest villain: A giant, self-congratulating fratboy?

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 18, 2012

Warren Buffett: 'I Do Not Have Any Secret Sauce'

The patron saint of local newspapers told The New York Times' Christine Haughney that there's no magic formula for his papers' success. That's a pretty modest statement from a self-professed newspaper "addict" who bought 63 papers last month, and we don't buy it one bit.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 15, 2012

Social Media Power Rankings: Whole Foods Nabs Dads

Whole Foods banks on Father's Day to rise in the rankings, BIC knows you like to win, while Zuffa, better known by their UFC brand, got you talking about the free fight night.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 15, 2012

Jimmy Kimmel Really Hates Kids; Call Me Again Maybe

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 15, 2012

'Civilization' Creator Had No Idea You Could Play His Game for a Decade

Sid Meier, that nerdy wonderful man who created Civilization has finally weighed in on Reddit user Lycerius' epic 10-year game.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 15, 2012

Nine-Year-Old School Lunch Blogger Won't Be Censored

File this under your feel-good Friday news: Shortly after officials banned 9-year-old Martha Payne from taking pictures of her sometimes-gross school lunches and posting them on her blog, Scotland's Argyll and Bute Council reversed their decision to censor Payne's photos.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 15, 2012

A Look Inside China's Terrifying Torture Centers

As The New York Times Andrew Jacobs reports, there's one gigantic drawback to being one of China's lucky, power-wielding officials: Any misstep could land you in the shuanggui, a system of secret torture complexes complete with simulated drowning, cigarette burns, and sleep-deprivation.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 15, 2012

Safety Tether Isn't Niagara Tightrope Walker's Choice

Nik Wallenda will attempt to be the first person since 1896 to cross Niagara Falls on a tightrope tonight—a feat that may seem insane, but is actually less daring than that of some daredevils who went before him.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 15, 2012

Thanks to Justin Bieber, Matt Lauer Uses Twitter Like a 14-Year-Old Girl

OMG. OMG. Did you hear? Matt Lauer's like finally tweeting, and he like, has all the deets about Biebs' concert today on Today!

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 14, 2012

The World's Toughest 100-Character Tweet; Corgi Rae Jepsen

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 14, 2012

Senators Grilling JPMorgan CEO Received $582,088 from JPMorgan

As The Nation's George Zornick reports, it's hard to expect Senators to ask tough questions of the CEO of JPMorgan Chase when the members of the Senate Banking Committee are collective sitting on $582,088 in contributions from JPMorgan Chase.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 14, 2012

Julian Assange Is One Failed Appeal Away from Extradition

The silver-haired WikilLeaks creator has one appeal left in the U.K. and he's expected to lose it, which could land Julian Assange in Sweden by the end of the month where he faces accusations of sexual misconduct.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 14, 2012

7-Eleven Downsizes 'Double Gulp' To Just 156% of Your Stomach's Capacity

The reduction of the "Double Gulp" from an excessive 64 ounces to a moderate 50 ounces, the company says, isn't because of Bloomberg or his nanny state rules about sodas (not that convenience stores would be affected anyways) or your looming diabetes: it's because no one could fit the massive drinks into their car's cup holders.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 14, 2012

Businessweek Gives You the Obama Catalog You Never Knew You Needed

Leave it to the creative team at Bloomberg Businessweek to find a way to turn the worst fonts on the Internet, the silliest Obama products, and all the president's bundlers into a hilarious cover.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 14, 2012

'Game of Thrones' Showrunners Were Thrifty, Not Anti-Bush

With a speedy apology following a half-day blog uproar, you can bet that the folks running HBO's of Game of Thrones totally regret impaling the 43rd president's head on a spike. Or at least, regret saying it was him on a DVD commentary track.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 13, 2012

When Chocolate Rain Met 'Call Me Maybe'; Obama Boy Has a Crush, Too

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos and Jen Doll

Jun 13, 2012

The Rise of the Trenemies: America's Most Wanted Trend Killers

As we watched Colin Powell sing "Call Me Maybe" on CBS This Morning, a little piece of us died. These trend-killers, or, as we here dub them "trenemies," must be stopped.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 13, 2012

New Jersey Wines Are Apparently Just as Good as French Ones

Don't take our word for it. Just ask the nine international judges who thought the New Jersey bottles were as good, if not better than some (way more expensive) $650-per bottle French bottles.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 13, 2012

Look on the Bright Side: It's Just Our Gas Stations That Are Failing

This morning we were greeted by some pretty dismal retail sales figures, but according to Yahoo's Daniel Gross, you shouldn't fret just yet.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 13, 2012

Cell Phone Storage Trucks Aren't a Good Idea After All

What could possibly go wrong with an unarmed truck advertising that it's holding hundreds of iPhones, iPods, and BlackBerrys? 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 13, 2012

Michelle Obama's Pinterest Page Is Surprisingly Personal

By now you're probably wise to the fact that many celebrities' "official" Twitter and Facebook accounts are actually run by their handlers and their teams, and the FLOTUS isn't an exception. Which is why we were surprised that her newly-launched Pinterest account feels almost personal.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 13, 2012

Don't Be Surprised if Stephen Colbert Takes Over Sweden's Twitter Account

After Stephen Colbert announced his intentions to take over Sweden's national Twitter account (operation #artificialswedener), we're betting that it's only a matter of time before the Swedish tourist board hands over the password to the Comedy Central personality.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 12, 2012

Kickball Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos and Jen Doll

Jun 12, 2012

What Type of Attachment Dater Are You?

We're all attachment daters on some level. That's what dating is: Attaching, and detaching, and sometimes attaching again. You're probably not as bad as the "Overly Attached Girlfriend" meme, but chances are, you show some signs of attachment to whomever you are dating. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 12, 2012

Say Goodbye to a Third of the Times-Picayune Staff

When we heard that the Pulitzer-winning New Orleans Times-Picayune would be cutting back to three days per week, we knew that cuts were on the way. Today, we learn that half one-third of its staff will be losing their jobs, and they're in meeting rights now finding out who's getting the axe.

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