Author: Connor Simpson

The Justice Department Investigated a New York Times Reporter, Too

AP

The New York Times reports the Department of Justice investigated national security leaks given to Times reporter David Sanger over his story last year about the Stuxnet virus by pulling all the email and phone records of government officials who communicated with the reporter.

By Connor Simpson

Dec 5, 2012

D.C. Can Drink Seven Days a Week Now

Those puritans in Washington, D.C., well, they're finally untying their bonnets and lifting the state's "Blue Laws" that restricted liquor stores from opening on Sunday, which means liquor stores can open on Sundays in D.C.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 5, 2012

Jan Brewer Punched a Reporter When He Asked About Climate Change

You've been warned: Confront Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer about global warming, and she will curse at you and, maybe, if you're lucky, she'll take a swing at you, too.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 4, 2012

Tim Heidecker Is the New Rolling Stone Editor, for Serious

In a surprise twist, Rolling Stone replaced managing editor Will Dana and founder Jann Wenner with Tim Heidecker of The Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! — and he's doing a very convincing job already.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 4, 2012

The Food Critic Who Top Chefs Love the Most Is...

In a new survey, The Daily Meal has asked some of America's top chefs to give some pointed criticism of the people paid to criticize them, and one came out on top.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 4, 2012

So, This is Tahrir Square Right Now

Things are getting seriously intense for President Mohamed Morsi in Cairo this evening.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 2, 2012

False Alarm: John McAfee Is Still on the Run

John McAfee is still living the life a of a fugitive, apparently. The reality is no one seems to know where McAfee is.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 2, 2012

Hunter Moore's Gross New Site Will Be Slightly Less Gross than Advertised

Don't worry, though. It's still going to be pretty gross. Moore is now walking back on his claim the new site will feature adresses for every nude picture he posts. He will only post the addresses of people he trolls personally. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 2, 2012

Box Office Report

What Ever Happened to Brad Pitt?

Welcome to the Box Office Report where Brad Pitt is the star of our movies, our Chanel commercials, our television shows, and our dreams. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 2, 2012

The Sunday Grind

Geithner Gives His State of the Cliff

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner appeared on all five of the Sunday talk shows to give his thoughts on the current state of the fiscal cliff negotiations. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 2, 2012

Russian Government Provides Helpful List of Things to Worry About Instead of the Apocalypse

More than almost anywhere else, Russians are having trouble dealing with the upcoming apocalypse on December 21.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 2, 2012

Egypt's Top Court Quits Over Morsi's Controversial Constitution

Egypt's top court was expected to make a ruling on the legitimacy of the Islamist-dominaed panel that drafted the country's new constitution on Saturday, but because of protests they decided to suspend operations indefinitely.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 2, 2012

Baltimore Blogger Live Broadcasts Standoff with Police

Frank James MacArthur, a local Baltimore blogger, streamed parts of his five hour standoff with police, including his conversation with the police negotiator, who came with a court-ordered warrant for his arrest.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 1, 2012

John McAfee's Life as an Outlaw Might Be Over

John McAfee's blog was one of the funniest, weirdest, and most fascinating parts of his life on the run from Belize authorities looking to question him about the murder of his neighbor, so it's fitting the news of his capture was reported there first. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 1, 2012

Ann Romney Might Be Taking This Loss Harder Than Mitt

If you're wondering how the Romney family is holding up post-election loss, the answer is: not well. Mitt has resorted to retail therapy, and Ann might be the most disappointed Romney of all. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 1, 2012

The Likely Reason Syria Blacked Out Its Internet: Skype

Bashar al-Assad's efforts to disrupt the pesky rebellion in his country by cutting off access to the internet was probably because the rebels use Skype as a way to keep tabs on his army's movement. Thankfully, the rebels planned ahead. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 1, 2012

Meet the Poor Guy Tasked with Running News Corp's New Publishing Company

Rupert Murdoch finally decided who would inherit the perilous job of running his probably doomed new publishing company once the News Corp. beast completes it's transformation into a two headed hydra. Unsurprisingly, he went with his best newsman. 

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By Adam Clark Estes and Connor Simpson

Dec 1, 2012

The Pope Goes to the Circus

If there's anything that Pope Benedict XVI loves more than cats, it must be the adorable, collared babies of big exotic cats, because we've never seen the man happier than he was petting a pair of lion cubs at the Vatican on Saturday.

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 30, 2012

Egypt's New Constitution Is Ready for Morsi's Approval

A key component to ending Morsi's executive decree that gives him near universal power in Egypt is almost ready for him to approve. Except that everyone who doesn't agree with Morsi still hates it. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 30, 2012

This Isn't Your Dad's Bazooka Bubble Gum...

The classic bubble gum brand Bazooka Joe is getting its first major facelift... ever. But with the new packaging and color schemes, the gum is losing one of its most distinctive aspects -- the comics. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 29, 2012

Things Are Finally Over Between DSK and the Maid from the Sofitel Hotel

Dominique Strauss-Kahn just got one big step closer to not having any outstanding legal problems Thursday evening. He finally settled things with the maid from the Sofitel hotel. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 29, 2012

Sugar Plums! The Pope Did Not Cancel Christmas!

Did you hear? Did you hear? I'll tell you everything, my dears. The pope didn't cancel Christmas after all! 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 28, 2012

MSNBC Has Officially Exhausted the World of Susan Rice Puns

If you found yourself watching MSNBC this week and then found yourself hungrier than when you sat down, there's an explanation. Their coverage of this ongoing Susan Rice saga is trying to make you hungry — with bad puns. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 28, 2012

Koran-Burning Pastor Sentenced to Death in Egypt, Blames It on 'True Face of Islam'

It would be a generally bad idea for Terry Jones, the Florida pastor most famous for burning Korans and being a generally terrible human being, to vacation in Egypt right about now. Because he would die.

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 28, 2012

Zebra Chases Pony Through Parking Lot, Humans Follow in Pursuit

The scene of two hapless zoo officials chasing a pony and zebra seems a little too Looney Tunes to be real, but here we are: There is, indeed, video evidence that a zebra chased a pony through a Staten Island neighborhood today.

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 27, 2012

Alan Simpson Wouldn't Mind if Grover Norquist Drowned in the Bath

The former Wyoming senator sure was pretty excited for a man his age on MSNBC's Hardball with Chris Matthews on Tuesday evening.

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 27, 2012

NASA's Curiosity Rover Didn't Find 'One for the History Books' After All

Turns out, that employee from the Mars research team was just really excited about the mission — and not one specific, universe-altering discovery. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 27, 2012

What the Future Holds for Nate Silver at The New York Times

After an election season that saw him become a (White) household name as his once-niche polling blog embarrassed the American punditocracy, Nate Silver and The New York Times can do pretty much anything they want — both he and his boss today agreed on that.

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 27, 2012

TMZ Thinks Drones Are 'Awesome' but Doesn't Want One

Early this afternoon, the world was briefly confronted with the horror that gossip gulag TMZ had applied for a drone license. Thankfully, TMZ has denied the rumor in the most TMZ way possible.

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 27, 2012

Susan Rice Admits She Was Wrong, and John McCain Gets What He Wants

All Sen. John McCain ever really said he wanted was for Susan Rice to come out and talk about her statements about the Benghazi attacks, and say that they were wrong. This afternoon, Rice appears to have done just that.

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 27, 2012

Maybe We Shouldn't Make Our Disaster Aid a Contest

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo compared Hurricane Sandy to Hurricane Katrina during a press conference while trying to ask for more federal aid, and maybe that wasn't the best idea. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 27, 2012

Susan Rice to Face Her Haters

U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice took the initiative to invite John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and Kelly Ayotte to sit down and speak with her Tuesday like reasonable adults about her controversial comments on the Benghazi attacks. They all said yes. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 26, 2012

By Connor Simpson

Nov 26, 2012

Vulgar Hashtag Gets Federal Mediator Removed from NHL Labor Talks

A federal mediator was removed from working on solving the NHL and the player association's many issues only two hours after being appointed to the job after hockey fans found his Twitter feed and discovered he was a fan of a particularly vulgar hashtag. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 25, 2012

Apple Throws a Tantrum After Being Ordered to Tell Samsung Their HTC Secrets

The legal war between Samsung and Apple is going really well and they're both behaving like civil, reasonable adults. Ha, no, not really. Apple just threw a tantrum because they were ordered to tell Samsung a bunch of secrets that could potentially help Samsung keep their products on the shelves.

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 25, 2012

What Is the Grey Cup? A Guide

In case you don't know, the Grey Cup -- Canada's version of the Super Bowl -- is tonight. It is really, really old. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 25, 2012

Box Office Report

Movies Were a Very Popular Thanksgiving Side Dish

Welcome to the Box Office Report where we always take a bowl full of stuffing into the theater with us. Why do you think that's crazy? You're crazy. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 25, 2012

The Sunday Grind

McCain Wants to Leave Abortion Alone; Republicans Move Away from Grover

John McCain thinks Republicans should generally stop talking about abortion, and he's starting to soften his stance a little on Susan Rice. Meanwhile, a trio of Republicans started to move away from Grover Norquist's no tax pledge. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 25, 2012

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Confetti Was Confidential

Eagle-eyed parade fans noticed something strange when the confetti rained down at the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on Thursday: that some of the confetti was poorly shredded police documents with important information on it. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 25, 2012

Morgan Freeman's Beautiful Voice Weighs In on Gay Marriage

Guess which side of the gay marriage debate Morgan Freeman's beautiful voice is on. You get three chances. We'll give you some time to weigh your options. Did you guess that he supports it? Because, duh. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 25, 2012

They're Drafting a Rule Book for the 'Kill List'

The secret list the White House uses to determine who to target with a drone strike, known as the 'kill list' -- or 'disposition matrix,' whatever -- is still highly classified, but we know there isn't a hard-and-fast set of rules they follow. Well, it seems like there will be soon. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 24, 2012

How to Build the World's Tallest Skyscraper in 90 Days

A Chinese company thinks they've simplified the construction process so much that they can build the world's tallest skyscraper in 90 days. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 24, 2012

Is Being the Most Viewed Youtube Video the New Jumping the Shark?

Let's hope so. Psy's "Gangnam Style" music video is now the most watched video on Youtube. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 24, 2012

Someone Needs to Have a Talk with Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is young, famous, and has more money than any of us can even fathom, but that doesn't mean he can dress himself. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 24, 2012

Gaza's Fisherman Are Big Winners in the Ceasefire Deal

New details stemming the agreement to play nice between Israel and Hamas will be negotiated over the next few weeks, and so the biggest winners are Gaza's fisherman. They can now fish twice as far off shore. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 24, 2012

Larry Hagman's J.R. Ewing Will Get a Proper Good Bye on 'Dallas'

Larry Hagman, famous for playing J.R. Ewing on CBS' Dallas, passed away on Friday evening from complications with cancer. He was 81 years old. Hagman will die once more, as he lived, on television when the Dallas remake returns in the spring. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 24, 2012

Printing Topless Pictures of Kate Middleton Is a Good Way to Lose Your Job

Michael O'Kane, the editor of the Irish Daily Star, has learned the hard way that no one will find it amusing if you publish topless pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton, and it will result in you losing your job. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 24, 2012

Maybe Morsi Shouldn't Have Made Himself So Powerful

The outrage over the Egyptian President's latest power grab, the one that led to protests and chants calling him "pharaoh," isn't going away. This seems to be the start of something big. 

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 23, 2012

'Downton' Forever

Tea and crumpets, it's a time to celebrate! Your favorite English period drama, Downton Abbey, has been renewed for a fourth season by ITV, the British channel that produces it.

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 23, 2012

So, How Did Those Wal-Mart Protests Go?

Walmart employees were threatening to bring holiday shopping to its knees by striking on the busiest shopping day of the year to show their demand for a better working conditions. So, how did it go?

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By Connor Simpson

Nov 23, 2012

Everyone Instagrammed Their Turkey Yesterday

Oh, no! You were so busy eating and being thankful for family, friends and good health yesterday that you forgot to Instagram your turkey! Don't worry, everyone else remembered. Thanksgiving was the busiest day ever for the upstart social network. 

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