Author: Connor Simpson

Is Julian Assange Pretending to Help Snowden for Publicity?

AP

The two most high-profile, hiding-in-plain sight figures at Wikileaks now claim to be helping the high-profile, on-the-lam NSA leaker on his apparent quest to seek asylum in Iceland. But Glenn Greenwald, Snowden's defacto spokesperson, denies that Wikileaks is involved at all. Assange, it appears, might just be trying to make leakers cool again.

By Connor Simpson

Oct 17, 2012

TV and Twitter Numbers Were Down for Last Night's Rematch

Apparently not everyone likes a rematch. Numbers are down across the board for last night's debate. We're a little less than three weeks away from the election's end, but everyone is getting jaded. You can't deny it, either. The truth is in the numbers. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 17, 2012

How Pitchfork Might Have Sent an Artist to Jail

Sure lots of people complain about Pitchfork's reviews, but Chicago rapper Chief Keef might have a real bone to pick with the sometimes snobby music site, now that an interview he did with them might land him in jail.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 17, 2012

A Day in the Life of the Creator of a Breakout Meme

It was almost happy hour, but Veronica De Souza was having a pretty awful Tuesday. She has just been laid off from her job as a social media manager and what else did she have to do but pour a drink and watch the debates... 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 16, 2012

Candy Crowley Receives the Right to Ask Questions

Despite griping from both parties for tonight's debate moderator Candy Crowley to stay quiet, she's been given free reign to ask as many follow up questions as she sees fit. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 16, 2012

17-Year-Old Former Conservative Boy Wonder Couldn't Get Along with Vice

The first semester of freshman year is hard. Your interest expand beyond your teenage obsessions. You find new things to focus on. Sometimes you grow too fast, and relationships get strained. Like the one between Jonathan Krohn and VICE which only lasted three weeks.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 16, 2012

What Frank Luntz Taught the NHL About Winning Back Hockey Fans

With the NHL's lockout dragging on for months and little movement from either side, fans are starting to lose it. Since the NHL knew they were losing the publicity battle, they got GOP strategist Frank Luntz to help win back fans and get leverage in the negotiations. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 14, 2012

Former Sen. Arlen Specter, Centrist, Dies at 82

Former Republican Senator Arlen Specter passed away on Sunday morning at the age of 82. His son said he lost his battle with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 14, 2012

Christopher Stevens' Dad: Politicizing Son's Death Would Be 'Abhorrent'

Christopher Stevens' father would really like it if everyone stopped trying to turn his son's death into a political issue.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 14, 2012

Box Office Report

'Taken 2' Fends Off Feisty Caper About Canadians

Welcome to the Box Office Report where the movie about a bunch of Canadians was polite enough to let Liam Neeson stay in first place. Typical. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 14, 2012

The Sunday Grind

Romney's No Muggle: Gibbs Thinks His Debate Performance Was Magical

Campaign flacks pump up expectations ahead of Tuesday's debate while other are still talking about Libya fallout. Also, Stephen Colbert explains Rachel Maddow's heavy influence on his show. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 14, 2012

By Connor Simpson

Oct 14, 2012

Joe Biden Thinks Scranton Is 'the Single Worst Place on Earth'

Saturday Night Live is starting to hit its stride. Last night's episode started with an excellent cold open on the Vice-Presidential debate, strayed with a promising-but-flawed tech journalist sketch, and excelled with an appearance from a flirty Arianna Huffington on Weekend Update. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 14, 2012

Felix Baumgartner Survived His Jump from 24 Miles Above the Earth

Daredevil parachutist Felix Baumgartner survived his attempt to break the record for the highest sky dive ever today. He did it. He really did it. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 13, 2012

The Curse of Theodore Roosevelt

There's a specter haunting Washington, D.C. today. The curse of an old President is torturing legions in the nation's capitol as they try and recover from one of the nation's biggest losses ever. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 13, 2012

Rupert Murdoch Likes VICE

Rupert Murdoch, owner of News Corporation, stodgy old man, is a big fan of the the rude, crude, drug-obsessed hipster bible, VICE

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 13, 2012

Al Queda Doesn't Want You to Forget the Muslim Movie

Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri would prefer it if everyone focused on the important things like that awful anti-Muslim movie that caused so much controversy in September.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 13, 2012

Mitt Didn't Stick Around Massachusetts Very Much

Mitt Romney didn't stay in Massachusetts very much while he was governor, according to a new investigation by the New York Times.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 13, 2012

Obama Got Morgan Freeman to Narrate His New Ad

There might not be a more recognizable voice in America than Morgan Freeman, so the President exercised some common sense and got the famous actor to narrate his new ad.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 13, 2012

Endeavour Embarks on Scenic Fall Drive Before Enjoying Retirement

The space shuttle Endeavour is retiring. Did you not hear? It celebrated its new life of sitting by the fire and reading Reader's Digest with a scenic fall drive through L.A. on Friday and Saturday.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 13, 2012

Iranian Hackers Are Becoming a Real Pain

Iran has a growing legion of low-grade hackers that are quickly becoming a pain in the side of the Obama administration, and financial companies. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 12, 2012

Syria Is Calling Turkey's Bluff

Turkey ordered a Syrian civilian plane flying from Moscow to land in Ankara yesterday on the suspicion it was carrying some suspicious cargo. Today, Turkey said they found ammunition and military supplies. Syria wants to see the supposed guns they won't be receiving.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 12, 2012

Reading Murderous Movie Lines on an Airplane Isn't the Best Idea

Whether it's fear of the hassle of getting through security or your seats coming loose during a flight, flying is stressful enough on its own. You would think actors would know not to recite lines about murdering people with ice picks mid-flight. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 11, 2012

Larry Ellison Wants to Be L.A.'s Sports Kingpin

Oracle CEO Larry Ellison is thinking about becoming the kingpin of the L.A. sports scene. He wants to be the man responsible, and rich enough, for bringing football back to the city of angels. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 11, 2012

The Debate's Clear Winner: Martha Raddatz

You may remember Jim Lehrer taking a beating after the last Presidential debate. Martha Raddatz, a reporter for ABC News, is moderating tonight's Vice-President debate. The people love her. They really, really love her. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 10, 2012

Jamie Dimon Plays to Both Sides of the Aisle

Jamie Dimon, swaggering CEO of JP Morgan Chase, played both sides of the aisle perfectly while speaking at a Council on Foreign Relations event on Wednesday: he said he supports Obama's tax plan while also taking the Democrats and the Federal Reserve to task over banking regulations. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 10, 2012

Super Cool Space Jump Delayed Until Sunday

Felix Baumgartner, the Austrian trying to break the record for the highest sky dive ever, will have to wait a few more days to jump from 120,000 feet. The jump from space is delayed until Sunday

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 10, 2012

Turkey Has Had It Up to Here With Syria

Turkey is just about fed up with Syria and they're not going to take it anymore. Today, they've announced they're going to respond—really respond—if they're attacked again, and they forced down a Syrian plane flying from Moscow to search it for heavy weapons. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 9, 2012

No One Is Getting an A in This Klout College Class

There's a new Klout professor in town. Ryan Thornburg is basing twenty percent of his students' grades on how much they can raise their Klout score. Unfortunately for the kids, that means they're shooting blindly into the ether and hoping for the best. So far, it's barely working. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 9, 2012

Bibi Started Campaigning for Reelection a Month Ago

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu picked a great time to call for an early election. He's practically been campaigning for a month now. 

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By Connor Simpson and Dashiell Bennett

Oct 9, 2012

Update: Felix Baumgartner Cancels His Jump out of a Balloon 22 Miles Above the Earth

Daredevil parachutist Felix Baumgartner will not be attempting to break the record for the highest sky dive ever today. The winds were too dangerous and they had to call off the jump.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 7, 2012

Rogue Graffiti Artist Defaces a Rothko in London

A rogue graffiti artist casually took out a marker and wrote on a Rothko painting at the Tate Modern gallery in London today. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 7, 2012

This Meningitis Outbreak Isn't Going Away

Seven people have died and 91 people have now been diagnosed with the rare form of fungal meningitis that was spread through a steroid for back pain, health officials announced on Saturday.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 7, 2012

Box Office Report

Liam Neeson Can't Get Rid of These Albanians

Welcome to the Box Office Report, where 'Liam Neeson punching things' is always an easy way to sell a movie. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 7, 2012

The Sunday Grind

Reince Lowers Expectations; Obama Reviews the Tape

Reince Priebus lowers the expectations for Paul Ryan's debate performance because he just loves Joe Biden's debating skills so much; David Axelrod praises Mitt's performance while explaining the Obama campaign has reviewed the tape and adjusted their strategy for the next debate. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 7, 2012

South Korea Can Now Bomb All of North Korea

South Korea can now produce missiles that can reach all of North Korea as part of a new deal with Washington that's a response to the North's own growing weapons stockpile.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 7, 2012

Big Bird Sleepily Responds to Mitt Romney

Saturday Night Live's Seth Meyers scored the week's biggest exclusive by getting Big Bird to to stay up way past his usual bed time to comment on being the center of attention in Wednesday night's debate. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 7, 2012

Could You Watch the Jon Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly Debate?

If you had better things to do with your Saturday night than stay in and order a $5 online pay-per-view, be thankful that you didn't miss much by skipping the debate between Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 6, 2012

Jose Antonio Vargas Narrowly Avoids ICE Officials

Activist Jose Antonio Vargas was arrested on Friday while in Minnesota and the police reported him to immigration officials, but they declined to issue a detainer that would have seen Vargas handed over to the ICE and possibly deported. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 6, 2012

Chicken Vendor's Presidential Zinger Boosts Business

A chicken stand in Cleveland, Ohio has seen a boom in business from Republicans after the vendor, Terry Leu, gave the President some lip while the President toured the West Side Market yesterday. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 6, 2012

ABC Picks Wrong Olympic Sport for New Reality Show

ABC has made a terrible, terrible mistake with their choice of which Olympic sport to turn into a reality competition. Diving was not the breakout sport of the Olympics. Gymnastics was.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 6, 2012

Ohio Democrats Target Romney's Michigan Fandom

The Ohio Democratic Party took out a full page ad in The Lantern, the Ohio State student newspaper, that was simply a picture of the Republicans face with a quote laid over top saying, "I have been a Michigan and Wolverine fan for a long, long time." 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 6, 2012

Pope's Butler to Serve Time in the Comfort of His Home

Paolo Gabriele, the 46-year-old former butler to the Pope, is going to serve his 18 month punishment for stealing confidential documents in the safety of his Vatican City apartment.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 6, 2012

Israel Shoots Down a Mystery Drone

Intrigue in the Middle East! Israeli officials are currently trying to figure out where a drone that flew into their airspace on Saturday morning came from. They shot it down just to be sure. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 6, 2012

Small Donors Help Democrats Raise $181 Million in September

It was a big month for the Obama campaign, apparently. The Democrats raised $181 million in September almost entirely on the backs of small donations, according to the President's twitter account. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 6, 2012

Jack Welch Still Pretty Sure the Job Numbers Were Skewed

Jack Welch is still pretty sure yesterday's job numbers were fudged, but he doesn't have any proof and he can't defend himself otherwise. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 5, 2012

FBI Needed Libya's Permission to Investigate the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi

Despite journalists and witnesses simply walking into the U.S. consulate for weeks now, the FBI didn't conduct an on-site investigation until today because of 'security concerns.' They also needed Libya's permission and an extensive military escort before they could go in. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 4, 2012

How Romney Came to Admit '47 Percent' Was 'Completely Wrong'

It took him long enough, but Romney finally admitted his 47 percent speech was 'completely wrong' during an interview with Fox News tonight. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 4, 2012

Samsung Shouldn't Have a Problem Paying Apple

Samsung posted a ridiculously high $7.3 billion quarterly profit from July to September, which is a personal best, so the company shouldn't have any trouble paying Apple that pesky $1 billion they won in court.

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 4, 2012

Jim Lehrer Did a Fine Job, Says Jim Lehrer

There was a bit of a Jim Lehrer love fest before last night's debate. But then last night happened and the public quickly turned on the PBS anchor. If you ask him, though, he did exactly what he was supposed to, thank you very much. 

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By Connor Simpson

Oct 3, 2012

Tech Companies Love Space Maps

Mapping the planets of our solar system is usually best left to NASA, but don't tell that to Foursquare or Google. The two tech companies both have extra planets mapped.

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