Author: Connor Simpson

Tesla Is First Green Tech Company to Pay Back Its Department of Energy Loan

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Tesla no longer owns the federal government a dime. On Wednesday the company announced it had repaid the outsanding balance of $451.8 million, with interest,  on its 2009 Advanced Technology Vehicle Manufacturing loan from the Department of Defense. That means taxpayers earned a very, very small $12 million profit on the loan.

By Connor Simpson

Mar 16, 2013

How Pope Francis Got a Little Help from a Friend When Deciding His New Name

Pope Francis I held his first audience with reporters Saturday morning since surprising everyone Wednesday as the choice to succeed departing Benedict as new Pope. He seemed to dazzle reporters with his humility and humor. Oh, one other thing: he really wants the church to go broke. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 16, 2013

Swiss Cycling Tourist Gang Raped In India

Three months after the death of a 23-year-old gang rape victim shocked India, a Swiss tourist who was brutally attacked and gang-raped in front of her husband is the latest in a long line of terrible attacks contributing to the country's "rape problem." 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 16, 2013

Rupert Murdoch's Phone Hacking Headache Won't Go Away Until (At Least) 2015

Just when you thought News International chief Rupert "Teflon Don" Murdoch might be powerful enough to beat the case, a suspect turned snitch is lighting a new fire under Murdoch's 2011 nightmares.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 16, 2013

Jay Leno's Jokes Actually Managed to Offend Someone at NBC

The recent reports about NBC's post-Leno plans were as surprising as they were interesting. As in, they kind of came out of nowhere. So it might make sense to hear that, behind the scenes, Leno has been feuding with one of the top executives at NBC. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 13, 2013

Farewell, Pope Watch

So, just like the show Lost, we've now seen the white and black smoke, met our new leader, and yet we still have no idea how we got here, really. Which is to say: Pope watch is officially over, and thank God for that. Things got kind of embarrassing near the end. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 13, 2013

ESPN Denies Killing Dangerous X Games Competition Just Because It Killed a Man

Following the gruesome and very public death of 25-year-old snowmobiler Caleb Moore at the Winter X-Games in January, ESPN has decided to forego his controversial competition — not that they're acknowledging it.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 13, 2013

Anti-Sodomy Law Erased in Virginia, but Not in 13 Other States

It took a split decision from a federal appeals court on a gruesome case, but sodomy is finally legal in Virginia, even if holdouts remain in other states where local laws still take what's seen as an anti-gay stance to a landmark Supreme Court ruling.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 13, 2013

Look at All These Happy Catholics at the Vatican on the Day of White Smoke

As the world began to meet Jorge Mario Bergoglio, the 76-year-old virgin and Argentine Jesuit Cardinal with one lung who will be known as Pope Francis I, Catholics everywhere jumped and cried for joy. Here's the tale of celebration in St. Peter's Square, from smoke to wave.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 13, 2013

This Android Ouster Might Signal a Mini-Merger Inside Google

Android just lost its head, but Google might have created a two-headed monster with its mobile and desktop platforms. The new boss has led most tech prognosticators to prognosticate that the two systems wille be unified as one.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 13, 2013

Washington Is Giving Donald Trump a Lot of Air Time to Promote His TV Show

From the White House to the Republican movement and Twitter to TV, Trump has been even more absurdly vocal than usual on politics of late, if that's even possible. And the worst part? Everyone's giving him a soapbox, and not just Fox News. Actually, the worst part is that this is all probably a ploy for Celebrity Apprentice ​ratings.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 13, 2013

'Veronica Mars' Is Dead but the Movie's Kickstarter Is Alive

As pathetic as that may sound, it almost worked for Lindsay Lohan, and thanks to a push by star Kristen Bell and from the not-yet-jaded fans of the show that remain, the donations are coming in at a record-breaking rate. And, well, they have to.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 12, 2013

Mike Bloomberg's Soda Appeal May Die

Now that New York is getting used to soda as usual — which is to say, big — the war on sugary drinks moves to appeals court, where a potentially long legal battle will play out... and where Bloomberg's chance to revive his ban stands an uneven chance.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 12, 2013

Twinkies Won't Be Back in Time for 4/20

But don't worry, they are coming back: the new Hostess sale will put everyone's favorite processed guilty pleasure back on store shelves by summer. Those bakery jobs, well, yeah, they're not coming back.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 12, 2013

Koch Brothers vs. Rupert Murdoch: The Fight for Tribune Newspapers Is On

The Koch brothers are reportedly considering a bid for the Tribune Company newspapers — focusing on the crown jewels of the L.A. Times and Chicago Tribune, or at least what jewels of power are left in the flailing newspaper industry — but they may face stiff competition in the form of a debt-free, full pocketed media power player named Rupert Murdoch.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 12, 2013

The Cannibal Cop Trial Is Over, but the 'Fantasy' Crime Debate Is Not

In the dramatic conclusion of a trial as memorable for its being sickening as the kind of precedent it may set about fantasies of murder without follow-through, the New York City "Cannibal Cop" just got eaten by a federal jury.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 12, 2013

Iran May Sue Ben Affleck and George Clooney Over 'Argo'

Iranian media — propaganda versions and otherwise — is abuzz with reports that Iran's government, by way of Carlos the Jackal's French lawyer, is preparing to sue Hollywood over the "unrealistic portrayal" of Iranians in the Oscar-winning film.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 11, 2013

The UFC Now Supports Gay Rights a Lot More Than the NFL

As the winter-long controversy about gay rights and pro sports continues, the fastest growing sport in America finally may be advancing where the most popular still cannot: The Ultimate Fighting Championship is coming out in support of gay marriage outside the ring, and preemptively accepting gay fighters inside.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 11, 2013

Who Just Killed New York's Soda Ban?

Either under the influence of small-business owners, soda-industry lobbyists, or people just frustrated with Michael Bloomberg, a New York judge effectively killed the city's controversial ban less than 12 hours before it was set to go into effect.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 11, 2013

'The View' Is Hanging on to Elisabeth Hasselbeck So You Can Hate-Watch Her

"We have no plans for Elisabeth to leave this show," Barbara Walters said at the top of Monday's show, ruining the collective schadenfreude built up since late Friday afternoon, when rumors quickly spread that Hasselbeck had been fired. Why hasn't she?

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 10, 2013

Justin Timberlake Gave 'SNL' an NFL-Sized Ratings Boost

The Saturday Night Live ratings for Justin Timberlake's big fifth time came in this afternoon, and he delivered numbers the show hasn't seen since it had help from the NFL -- and that was a year and three months ago. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 10, 2013

Google Hopes Google Glass Won't Get You Beat Up

Let's put it out there: people wearing Google Glasses look weird. We're not used to seeing people with working computers for eyes. One Seattle bar took things a step further, though, by threatening to beat up anyone wearing the new eyewear. Google doesn't get what all the fuss is about. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 10, 2013

Box Office Report

'Oz' the Great and Profitable

Welcome to the Box Office Report, where James Franco opens at number one in our heart every week.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 10, 2013

The Sunday Grind

Jeb Bush Goes on Tour; Ryan's New Budget Forgets Obamacare

Jeb Bush shoots down 2016 questions from all six major Sunday talk shows, while also discussing his ever-evolving stance on immigration reform along the way. (Also: crack addicts.) And Paul Ryan discloses his new budget operates under the assumption Obamacare will be repealed. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 10, 2013

Christine Quinn Wants to Be the First Lady to Lead New York City

Christine Quinn made the obvious official Sunday morning: she's going to run for Mayor of New York City. She will potentially be the first lady and first openly LBGT person to rule the city that never sleeps.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 10, 2013

Justin Timberlake's Fifth 'Saturday Night Live' Was a Trip Down Memory Lane

So, Justin Timberlake became the first person in the modern era to join the Five-Timers Club last night, both in the records books and in the fictional sketch world of Saturday Night Live. They brought out all the stops for the occasion, including old friends like... The Three Amigos?!

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 10, 2013

Obama Suits Up for Decent Gridiron Comedy Routine

Occasionally, the job of the President is to tell jokes. He was tasked with being funny at a dinner party last night at the 128th annual Gridiron Club and Foundation dinner. It helps that he's not all that bad at it. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 9, 2013

The Whole Crew Is Back in the New 'Star Trek' Trailer

Based on the trailers for Star Trek: Into Darkness so far, you'd be forgiven for thinking the only actors in the sequel are Chris Pine, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alice Eve, and Chris Pine once more for good measure. So it's nice to see the rest of the Enterprise crew in the latest clip. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 9, 2013

Republicans Can't Stop Susan Rice from Getting Her National Security Consolation Prize

U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice may get the last laugh. Republicans won't be able to stop her from claiming her consolation prize, which, if a new report proves to be accurate, will be as the head of national security. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 9, 2013

How the U.S. Concluded Killing Anwar al-Awlaki Was O.K.

The September 2011 drone strike that killed American citizens Anwar al-Awlaki and Samir Kahn has been the focus of intense debate for the last three years. Now, thanks to a new report from The New York Times, we know how the U.S. concluded killing al-Awlaki was justifiable. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 9, 2013

The People Are Fighting for Grumpy Cat's Freedom

South by Southwest is a week long bacchanal gathering for bands, music writers, start-up bros, tech geeks, movie makers and critics. Essentially, the world's worst people gather in the same place to talk about stuff and get obliterated. Is that the right atmosphere for a cat, let alone a grumpy one?

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 9, 2013

Egyptian Soccer Fans Lit a Police Club on Fire

An Egyptian court ruling Saturday morning infuriated fans of two rival soccer clubs, leading to protests from supporters from both teams that saw a police social club and the Egyptian soccer federation building lit on fire.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 9, 2013

Is 'SNL' Bringing Back the Five-Timers Club for Justin Timberlake?

OK, not to be horrible and speculative, but tonight is Justin Timberlake's fifth time hosting NBC's Saturday Night Live, and that's a big deal. Tom Hanks once described the fifth time as "the most special of all," and, lo, Hanks and other five-timers may be making an appearance tonight. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 9, 2013

Chuck Hagel's First Afghanistan Trip Got Off to a Scary Start

Chuck Hagel's first visit to Afghanistan as Defense Secretary got off to a scary start as two separate suicide bomb attacks greeted him. One targeted Afghanistan's Defense Ministry, but, thankfully, Hagel was nowhere near the building at the time. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 6, 2013

The Miracle Baby Hit-and-Run Suspect Is Behind Bars and He's Going to Pay

Julio Acevedo, the suspect wanted for the Brooklyn hit-and-run accident that killed a young Jewish couple and — less than 24 hours later — the baby born after the crash has turned himself into police, more than 80 miles from the crash site.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 6, 2013

The Nation's Harshest New Abortion Law Will Not Survive Against Roe v. Wade

On Wednesday afternoon, despite Governor Mike Beebe's best intentions, the Arkansas House and Senate passed the most restrictive abortion law in the country — indeed, perhaps the greatest legal challenge to Roe v. Wade in its 40 years of existence. But abortion rights groups were waiting right outside the Capitol in Little Rock, ready with promises of an instant lawsuit.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 6, 2013

The U.S. State Department Has an LGBT Travel Guide

It's really something: thorough federal advice for "LGBT individuals or families," even as the Supreme Court is on the verge of taking up the Defense of Marriage Act. This is progress, people.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 6, 2013

NBC Would Be Crazy to Replace Jimmy Fallon with Howard Stern, Right?

There are so many revolving doors in NBC's late-night lineup right now that the latest rumors add up to such a stretch that they're almost good enough to be true.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 6, 2013

Nora Ephron Went Out Laughing

If you would like something uplifting with your Wednesday, but also something heartbreaking, there is perhaps no better new long-form option than Jacob Bernstein's tribute to his late mother for The New York Times Magazine.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 5, 2013

Hugo Chavez's Successor Is More or Less Decided

His death leaves a country and a region deeply divided and confused, but one of the most seemingly complex questions — who's next? — may end up being the easiest to anser: Despite a voluminous opposition movement, his successor looks like it will be Nicolas Maduro.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 5, 2013

Maybe Lance Armstong Should Have Confessed to Tom Brokaw

Armstrong's second interview since spilling the beans to Oprah is inside this week's Sports Illustrated, and the biggest nugget so far is that his first sit-down might not have been with the confession expert but the resident hero-worshipper at NBC News, which might have brought in bigger ratings.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 5, 2013

Jon Stewart Is Going Hollywood for His Biggest 'Daily Show' Vacation Yet

He can't host The Daily Show forever. We'll get our first taste of extended life without the 14-year Comedy Central anchor this summer when he takes an unprecedented 12 weeks off to direct his first movie. Even Stewart himself called it "a little scary."

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 5, 2013

Republicans Still Have a Problem with Women's Pants

A group of seven Iowa Republicans are making waves for trying to ban "no fault" divorces, but their reasons can be concerning when you let them speak at length. It's all about the politics of women's pants, a problem that never seems to go away for Republicans on any level.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 5, 2013

Will Jack Johnson Finally Get Pardoned for Racial Injustice?

Republican lawmakers have tried and failed for years to urge presidents to pardon the legendary boxer. Today it looks like some key Democrats might help nudge President Obama once again.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 5, 2013

What We Know About the Man Wanted in the Hit-and-Run Baby Crash

Julio Acevedo may be a criminal with a long rap sheet and an indirect connection to a very famous rapper. He may even have returned to the scene of the crash the led to the death of a young Jewish couple — and, later, their just-born baby.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 4, 2013

North Korea's Clap-Happy State News Report on Dennis Rodman's Visit

One of the best parts about crazy North Korea news is the way things are portrayed in their media. This was never more evident than in that awesome video of the North Korea anchorwoman announcing the rocket launch. But here, right now, we have another masterpiece of North Korean propaganda. This 15 minute news recap of Dennis Rodman's trip to Pyongyang is kind of amazing.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 4, 2013

We Can Thank Chevy Chase for the Funny Side of Brian Williams

Embattled former Saturday Night Live star Chevy Chase was the one who convinced NBC News anchor Brian Williams to let his guard down, let us in, and have a little fun. 

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 4, 2013

Relax, the Queen Is Already Out of the Hospital

Yes, Queen Elizabeth II was hospitalized Sunday. Yes, she was experiencing symptoms of gastroenteritis, a stomach virus. But everyone can calm down, because it was only a precaution. She walked unassisted from the hospital to her car on Monday, and she's fine.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 4, 2013

Forget Hope: The Miracle Hit-and-Run Baby Is Dead

The story of a baby born after his parents were killed in a hit-and-run in New York City with the heartstrings of a city, a religious enclave, and maybe the entire Internet. Our faith in humanity was briefly restored, until Monday morning.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 3, 2013

Obama's New Budget Chief Works at Walmart

It can get better for you, too. Walmart Foundation head Sylvia Mathews Burwell will be announced as President Obama's new White House Office of Management and Budget nominee on Monday, according to a new Reuters report.

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By Connor Simpson

Mar 3, 2013

Why John Kerry Gave $250 Million to Egypt

John Kerry announced the U.S. will give $250 million to Egypt on Sunday as a reward for President Mohammad Morsi's pledges for economic reform. If his government actually succeeds at reforming the country's economy, the U.S. will give him close to $1 billion. 

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