Monday Night Junkyard
As television slowly returns after a brief winter's nap, it's inevitable that some nights of programming will be worse than others. And wooftie if last night's slate wasn't full of stinkers! Which piece of gunk did you watch?
Today in show business news: Jennifer Hudson might become an American Idol judge, Jon Stewart finds a leading man for his risky directing debut, and Tom Cruise walks away from a movie.
As television slowly returns after a brief winter's nap, it's inevitable that some nights of programming will be worse than others. And wooftie if last night's slate wasn't full of stinkers! Which piece of gunk did you watch?
Hollywood's prank show returns, Hugh Jackman earns big, and Lisbeth Salander will ride again.
Mitt Romney sucks up to Iowa, Michele Bachmann dubs herself the Iron Lady, and normal people love Ron Paul.
Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol raked in another $30 million over the weekend, which is certainly good news for lots of people in Hollywood, but the bigger box office picture is a dire one.
The happiest part of the calendar flipping over to January is that it means new television will soon be flickering on our screens.
Here are our favorite reads from this year, be they books, news articles, blog posts, or whatever.
Here are some things to be excited about in the new year.
Out of the year's 365 days, here are 10 that made 2011 what it was.
The chosen one is almost born, all the celebrities are in the tropics for the holidays, and Americans love Tim Tebow.
Matthew McConaughey disrobes for your American pleasure, Lady Gaga is a deadbeat employer, and things get hairy for Ben Affleck.
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol rescued a lackluster season.
Sinead O'Connor's brief marriage is over because of weed, Kristen Wiig's new romance heats up, and Queen E's main squeeze is going to be okay.
Lots of people are interested in the new Batman movie, Taylor Swift has Hunger Games fever, and Liam Neeson has it out with some wolves.
Rick Santorum makes a timely VH1 reference and Mitt Romney says happy totally normal Christmas.
Today we review two new animal-themed movies, War Horse and We Bought a Zoo.
Fox has given us the greatest Christmas present it could: This season of The X Factor is over.
Today: the first Prometheus trailer is promising, Aaron Sorkin's new show has a title, and Tom Cruise is victorious again.
FX's American Horror Story ended terrifically last night, and today its co-creator Ryan Murphy announced a bold new plan.
The network just canceled three half-hour comedies. Where are their replacements?
Community fans find an exciting new way to be aggravating, Harrison Ford squares off against aliens once more, and R. Kelly is not nearly done with his great work.
An early trailer for The Hobbit has dropped and we're not sure we like the looks of it.
When you think about it, there really is nothing to like about The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
Finally a new Batman trailer is out, unfortunately a new Wrath of the Titans trailer is also out, plus news of the new Punk'd.
Here is our list of the ten best (and a few worst) movies of the year.
We hate to see them go, we love to watch them leave. Yes, two Showtime shows, Dexter and Homeland, had crackerjack season finales last night.
Today: Clint Eastwood signs up for something strange, Reese Witherspoon heads to West Memphis, and Tim and Eric have a trailer.
Today we review two new films Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol and Roman Polanski's Carnage.
All the new shows have stopped until after the new year, so what is there to watch?
ABC cancels their feel-good reality show, Jane Fonda takes a TV role, and Russell Brand wants to talk to you.
Every year sees the debut of new things -- new actors on the scene, new gadgets, new websites, etc. -- that define an otherwise arbitary date.
Last night saw the finale of the The Real World: San Diego and we're kind of sad to see it go.
The Golden Globe nominations are here! The Hollywood Foreign Press's big drunken awards ceremony is exactly a month away, and so here are the candidates for receiving useful doorstoppers and paperweights. Let's briefly analyze.
Today: Chris Meloni officially joins True Blood, Tom Cruise frightens in a new musical trailer, and Paramount gets a new look.
Hooray, the SAG Award nominations, that is the award nominations given out by the Screen Actors Guild actors union, have been announced. There aren't too many surprises, but let's take a look at them anyway. Awards season!
Russell Simmons is advertising on All-American Muslim, Glenn Beck is sending a family into the wild, and G.I. Joe returns.
As the Republican primary heats up, that can only mean more ads. Which ones succeed? Which fail? We'll be reviewing them as they come out. Today Rick Perry confuses us.
Did you hear? NBC's loud, ridiculous early reality show Fear Factor returned to the desperate network last night (looking forward to that Friends reunion!) and, well, it was somehow the same more than ever.
A new Men in Black III trailer teases time travel, George Lucas has terrible plans, and another peek at Game of Thrones.
As the Republican primary heats up, that can only mean more ads. Which ones succeed? Which fail? We'll be reviewing them as they come out. Today Ron Paul scares us with some scary Newt Gingrich video clips.
Hollywood's famous Black List -- a listing of the hottest as-yet-unproduced screenplays, voted on by industry executives -- was released today, and as always there are some scripts that seem exciting and others that seem... less so.
Television seems to become more of a true art form with each passing year, and 2011 continued the trend with bold, ambitious storytelling and bitingly smart writing. Here are our picks for the best (and some of the worst) TV this year.
Last night Boardwalk Empire ended with a bang, and Luck began with a whimper.
Uma Thurman heads to TV, a bunch of stars head to OB/GYN, we return to the Blue Lagoon.
Today we review two movies about bad kids, Young Adult and We Need to Talk About Kevin.
This Steve Carell-free season of The Office started off wobbly, but is finding its footing.
A remake of an 11-year-old movie is in the works, Goldie Hawn is back, and Oprah's TV network considers a new strategy.
Ryan Seacrest is rumored to be a top choice to replace Matt Lauer on The Today Show. Is he mature enough for that?
Today we review a new Reagan-based ad from Jon Huntsman.
Bravo's art competition series is its weirdest show. It's also weirdly entertaining.
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