Citigroup announced a massive round of cuts this morning through a press release that seems to go out of its way to make no sense. One commenter thought she was reading Dilbert for a second. Darla Cook quoth:
"These actions will result in increased business efficiency, streamlined
operations and an optimized consumer footprint across geographies."Dilbert fodder.
Pointy-haired boss wishes he could sound that incomprehensible.
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