No Humans, No Problem: How Wall Street Avoids Working Through the Holidays
We use computers for so many things over the holidays, from online shopping to video chatting, so why not go all in and let it run the stock market, too?
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We use computers for so many things over the holidays, from online shopping to video chatting, so why not go all in and let it run the stock market, too?
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