: Andy Pemberton
at The Huffington PostPOINT
: Lady Gaga's appearance at an AIDS charity event,
encouraging young women to be careful whom they sleep with and carry
condomsWHAT LADY GAGA REALLY MEANS
: "I am celibate so you must be too"EVIDENCE
: Gaga's admission that she herself is single due to lack of timeWHAT THIS IS
: "Megalomania disguised as social concern"EXPLANATION
"It is a trait amongst the clueless, to immediately recommend for
humanity the small life lesson that they have only just learned."WHICH MAKES GAGA LIKE
: Sarah PalinGOLDEN RULE
: "Whatever celebrities tell you to do, do the opposite"ASIDE
: "I have interviewed many famous people"PARTING WISDOM
: "Happy shagging!"
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