Martha Stewart kills turkeys with her bare hands, but don't worry animal lovers, she gets them drunk first.
Stewart went on the Colbert Report to talk about Thanksgiving treats, and though Stephen Colbert tried to scandalize the domestic guru with his Kool-Aid and white bread hors d'oeuvres, it was Stewart who shocked by confessing to her booze-drenched bird murder.
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