Strange Bedfellows

Hey Look, Pat Sajak Is on Twitter

Ray Gustini 228 Views Nov 15, 2010

Pat Sajak--Wheel Of Fortune host, payroll tax critic, and occasional Marylander--has joined Twitter. Actually, he joined Twitter something like six weeks ago, but we're only now convinced the account is his work and not that of Rahm Emanuel or a politically active federal employee out for revenge. Below, a sampling of his most Sajackian zingers:

Having a meeting of the Game Show Hosts Club at our secret clubhouse later today. Hope Trebek doesn't forget the key again.less than a minute ago via webPat Sajak
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Hoped to poke fun at @LadyGaga raw meat outfit with all-veggie Halloween costume, but my lettuce is wilting.less than a minute ago via webPat Sajak
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People are really sickos! I just opened a new pack of razor blades I bought last night, and someone had stuck a piece of apple inside.less than a minute ago via webPat Sajak
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Trying to write environmental song. Having trouble rhyming "sewage."less than a minute ago via webPat Sajak
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Pentagon study shows prolonged sunbathing in full uniform creates odor issues. May institute "Don't Bask, Don't Smell" regulations.less than a minute ago via webPat Sajak
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Thinking of changing my name to something hipper. Torn between JayKay and pless than a minute ago via txtPat Sajak
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Either all young people are starting to look alike to me as I get older, or @justinbieber just delivered my morning paper.less than a minute ago via webPat Sajak
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Trying to help my daughter with history paper on War of 1812. Anyone know when it was fought?less than a minute ago via txtPat Sajak
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Always being told to spay and neuter my pets. Seems like overkill. Wouldn't spay OR neuter be more humane?less than a minute ago via webPat Sajak
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What's another word for "thesaurus"?less than a minute ago via webPat Sajak
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Please don't follow me too closely. I tend to make sudden stops.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhonePat Sajak
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Ray Gustini