Happy Veterans Day!
Ah good living. Having a breakfast burrito at Phoenix airport.
Eating this thing was not my proudest moment. #airportbreakfastshame
Is it possible that Phoenix has special iPhone battery draining powers? Seems like it.
Honest question: Is anyone a fan of Meghan McCain? I've never met one or even gotten an email from one.
Wonder if anyone would laugh if i let rip with a plaintive chewbaca wail when they finally close the plane cabin doors.
Want to annoy guy next to me on plane by repeatedly tapping my glass eye with pen. Problem: don't have glass eye.
Wheels down in DC.