Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

Simon Cowell actually does describe the British pop musician as a 'complete brat' in the item. By why is The Wrap taking headline cues from the meanest man in Britain? For all we know, she could be lovely.

Even if UCLA students didn't nab him, we bet their prowl through the mountains of Pakistan would make a great movie.

If your dog went to UCLA, the chances are even better

BUY GYM SOCKS.

Sad Orgies sounds like a Tumblr meme waiting to happen. A Tumblr we could never look at from work. 

Finally, a way to prove that that koala isn't you. Take his fingerprints!

Thems Internet fighting words

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Ray Gustini