Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

Attention fake Tweet artists: as of 4 p.m. Thursday, @IpswichZooBoa is still unclaimed.

Celebrity art dealers: just like us!

We were initially confused if this was a reference to the Internet-in-a-suitcase program the U.S. is supposedly working on to bring protestors online faster, or a boast about how Iran's Internet is so good it could beat America's even in a suitcase. It turned out to be the former, which is good, because nobody talks about our Internet like that.

If we had to guess, we'd say 60 percent of the tweets we get about disgusting things turning up in food/urns/the mail come from the Daily News and New York Post accounts. They own those beats.

But the last laugh goes to Rupert Murdoch--Fox is already developing Name That Mental Illness as a summer reality series.

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Ray Gustini