Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

Don't even think of saying, "It's all part of the grieving process." There is no garbage-finding stage in the Kubler-Ross model. We checked.

This is a lovely story, but really, who wouldn't pitch in and help a tiny town that shares their full name? That's a karma no-brainer.
 

The drink is called pulque and it doesn't come in tall boy cans. Yet.

 

We really  have nothing to say to this.

To find a worse week for U.S.-Canadian relations, you have to go back to 1980, when Lorne Michaels got fired from Saturday Night Live.

Any  extensive retrospective about arcade icons begins and ends with the question: were Pacman and Ms. Pacman husband-and-wife or brother-and-sister or both?
 

What about nihilist cat groomers. Or paleoconservative alligator wrestlers? The world is full of wonders not yet tweeted

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Ray Gustini