Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

The better question is, what chimp based film aren't we going to see this summer?

The lioness in the video does look pretty hungry. But don't take our word for it: watch the video and tell us she doesn't look famished.

It's hard to argue our own scientific accomplishments outpace those of this tweet's subject--although we're proud that we stopped the coffee pot in the kitchenette from leaking using nothing but Scotch tape and some folded up napkins. It's not the wave of the future, but it had to be done.

Tintype exes? Representatives from the salted paper industry? The list is probably longer than you think.

Thanks, but we're going to wait until the obscene parody version comes out on audiobook.
 

But at least you can take comfort in knowing you never had a choice.

Want to add to this story? Let us know in comments or send an email to the author at rgustini at theatlantic dot com. You can share ideas for stories on the Open Wire.
Ray Gustini