Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

Clarification: the complaint was actually made against Pennsylvania judge Isaac Stoltzfus. It was brought to a state judicial panel, which ruled Stoltzfus brought "disrepute upon the bench" when he offered the condom-stuffed acorns to two female state employees last September. As for how he settled on acorns, that's still unclear.

Disappointment of the day: the frogman wasn't a frogman. He was a regular man in a skin-tight rubber body suit. Also, he didn't "rough up" Pippa. He lightly brushed against her while jogging. The rest is pretty much how it happened.

 

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Compared to the frogman and the physics of stuffing condoms in acorn, this was third on our list of science-related worries for today. But it's good to know.

And Drudge is there.

We're totally reusing these picks for The Atlantic's office Tony pool.
 

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