Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

Thanks for the offer, but we have our own in-house remedies for staying cool.

Salted-cured meat exfoliating scrubs for all!

Thankfully, the Glasgow tourism office went with a different slogan. At least we assume they did.

All this over the "threat" of a lawsuit? Imagine if they ever get to the deposition stage.

And more importantly: how is he beating this heat?

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Ray Gustini