Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

The one downside of classic TV viewing clubs--tweets that briefly make you think you've become unstuck in time. At least in this case, we were fortunate enough to return to an era with quality Thursday night programming.

Ignatius is serializing his new spy novel on the Post's website this summer, which is very cool. We just hope it doesn't turn into the literary version of a rowdy comments section. We like our spies when they're commanding and debonair, not telling us to buy gold.

We don't even want to think about what will happen to the poor soul who confuses the two.

We've heard this one before. The punchline has something to do with ducks and the Metropolitan Opera.
 

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Ray Gustini