Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

The heavy lifting lets you burn off calories from the candy, and the lack of rest isn't noticeable because of the sugar high. It's a wonder they ever let this thing off the Continent.

Nor was it rad, mod, fetch, rocktastic, or tubular. A marriage coming apart is none of those things.

This is about the graphic packaging you see on cigarettes in places like Europe. Though one wonders if including actual body parts in each pack as a kind of Cracker Jack-inspired prize/cautionary tale might be the more effective strategy.

It's like Fitzgerald said: in a real hyena doctor's soul, it is always three a.m.

Enough said.

And for the love of Pete, you're a grown man: you should be able to give a two-minute speech without the use of note cards.
 

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Ray Gustini