Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers. 

Full disclosure: this news sent such a jolt through The Atlantic Wire bullpen that we almost wrote it up two days in a row as a Smart Set item.

This tweet makes this story sound more provocative than it is--the 'programme' is an actual, physical program that belonged to Queen Elizabeth II when she was a child, and 'under the hammer' is an English way of saying 'put up for auction'.

Meanwhile, Australia's wild camel problem is worse than ever
 

Like the majority of things that have inspired a Too Big To Fail-themed headlines, the West's propensity for overeating is not, according to Lapham, without risk. Unfortunately.
 

Our favorite Twitter pun of the day, without question. We like it even better than Pip, pip, hooray!, which is saying something.

We're just going to come and out and say it--they buried the lede.
 

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Ray Gustini