Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

More groan-inducing addendum: "There's a sticky story!" or "Now there's a story with buzz"? The Atlantic Wire bullpen was evenly divided, with a lone holdout voting for a simple, New York Post-style "SWARM."

Speaking of the New York Post, this is why you should probably start following them, even if you don't particularly want their updates on the Mets and the latest logjam in the state senate.

Forget #SlatePitches. We want more #SlateBuddyComedies.

It is should be noted that this is a scoop, not a prophecy. But  Doc Brown should probably travel with an escort tonight, just to be safe.

You've finally done it, Time--you've broken West Dakota's heart.
 

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Ray Gustini