Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

Hose attacks and bacon-stealing children--you can't have a July Fourth weekend without them.

Very much so. Unless the Emory research lab Rhesus monkey convinced him to come to Mexico. That's always a possibility.

This is ridiculous, of course. Hulu doesn't even have a football program.

If fun is like everyone else we know, it probably just ducked out early Friday.

But enough about DSK. Go enjoy the weekend.

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Ray Gustini