Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Any friend who would ask you to kill several people is not a real friend. Mom taught us that.

This is techically cheating since it came out last night, but who's going to stop us?

There are worse ways to have the New York Daily News report your death.

Or: Why Euro Disney Was A Bad Idea.

For more on this topic, please consult The Bearenstein Bears Go To Family Court.

Michael Bloomberg got it stuck in our heads, so now we're getting it stuck in yours. Fair is fair. Enjoy your weekend.

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Ray Gustini