Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

It hasn't been a good two weeks for ratings agencies on Twitter, but this was the first time we remember the woeful Los Angeles Clippers being invoked as a point of comparison. And frankly, it was about time.

File under: things that wouldn't have been tweeted six months ago, back when the bacon trend was going strong and everyone weighed ten pounds more than they do today. It was a different time. A happier time. A wheezier time.

No. The puppet looks like noted character actor Victor Garber. A little older, perhaps, and with a few more strings and rods sticking out of his back, but it's still Victor Garber.

That's only because we were never properly introduced.

Nerd apparel comes and goes with the season. When was the last time you wore your hands-free cummerbund? You watch: next year the big thing is going to be cloud pocket watches.

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Ray Gustini