Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

"Cat-astrophe" should really be more careful. Doctor-patient privilege doesn't extend to consultations with Slate's advice columnist.

No thanks to the Lords Spiritual, we might add.

They really shouldn't. You don't want the mayor of Miller's Crossing as an enemy.

This seems far less likely to end the world than, say, this...

Now this is a world-ending menu. A universe-ending menu, even.

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Ray Gustini