'Treme' Season Two Premiere: More Bourdain, Less Editorializing
Today in the film set: HBO documentary head hints at a fourth Paradise Lost film, Nikki Finke's voice is coming soon to an elevator near you, and the writer of the Conan the Barbarian reboot describes what it's like to have your name on a big fat box office flop.
"A few months before release, "tracking numbers" play the role in movies that polls play in politics. It's easy to get caught up in this excitement, like a college volunteer handing out fliers for Howard Dean. ...As the release date approaches and the the tracking numbers start to fall, you start adjusting expectations, but always with a kind of desperate optimism. "I don't believe the polls,' say the smiling candidates."
"You hope that advertising and word of mouth will improve the numbers...You stay optimistic. You begin selectively ignoring bad news and highlighting the good. You make the best of it. You believe."
"In the days before the release, you get all sorts of enthusiastic congratulations from friends and family. Everyone seems to believe it will go well, and everyone has something positive to say, so you allow yourself to get swept up in it. You tell yourself to just enjoy the process....You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle."
"The Friday night of the release is like the Tuesday night of an election...You are glued to your computer, clicking wildly over websites, chatting nonstop with peers, and calling anyone and everyone to find out what they've heard. Have any numbers come back yet? That's when your stomach starts to drop."
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"You make light of it, of course. You joke and shrug. But the blow to your ego and reputation can't be brushed off. Reviewers, even when they were positive, mocked Conan The Barbarian for its lack of story, lack of characterization, and lack of wit. This doesn't speak well of the screenwriting - and any filmmaker who tells you s/he "doesn't read reviews" just doesn't want to admit how much they sting."
This actually makes writing a box office bomb sound more like a particularly protracted breakup, carried out in full view of the public and in 3D. [Quora]
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