Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Pod people attacks, however, bear a strong resemblance to their fictional counterparts

Just like that scene in Roman Holiday. You know, the frozen head in the fountain scene.

We apologize for the graphic nature of today's What the Tweet, but this is the news cycle. And there are a lot of stories about things going in bags that should be next to the pancreas.

Let that be a lesson to you kids: never be courteous and grow up as fast as you can. The world's better as a pushy type with creaky knees.

And here we thought they were going to have a cure for forgotten belt syndrome within five years. Our pants can't be expected to stay up on their own.

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Ray Gustini