Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Really naked or really, really naked? The distinction is very important to the FCC, parents, and daytime nudity bloggers.

Meanwhile, the birds who took the subway are still waiting for track maintenance work to get done.

Thank goodness the Fox News host had papers and a rabies tag. Brian Williams can't spend the first night of Fashion Week at the vet's office.

Without a doubt, the greatest Fleetwood Mac lyric that never was. It also might work in an early Tom Petty song.

THAT WOULD BE LOVELY. HOW DOES SATURDAY AT 2 P.M. SOUND?

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Ray Gustini