Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Retail theories from Time are like advice on what to drink when it's hot from your parents: they may be right, but there are some things that need to be discovered on their own.

Yet another sign: if you're planning to be a good, conscientious doctor who does what's best for his patients and your last name is Death, consider changing it before medical school, or at least the start of your residency. There are a lot of bad Dr. Deaths out there.

Or as the locals call it, Night of the Living Fun Run.

It's not how you start on Dancing with the Paleozoic Stars, it's how well you finish. And also how well you deal with the spike in atmospheric oxygen.

This could be the start of an old screenwriter's joke. All it needs is a punchline involving an associate producer credit.

World famous! When we first posted about this yesterday, he was only famous in Minnesota. He's quickly the James Dean of famous bears possibly taken too soon.

Sometimes.

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