Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

"What's in the box? What's in the box?"

Especially helpful if your diamond is made of calfskin.

Skanking? We're really going to call people skanks for doing something nice for charity? If anything, we should be thanking the skanking. Which isn't even a real thing!

We knew this tweet was coming. All in all, it was as somber as tweets about missing monkeys can get.

Even in France, http://t.co/bdhLjFy3 is going to be unusual. Though it probably rolls off the tongue if you speak the romance language.

Typical Hollywood bigshots: let us do the stalking and the looking, and then whip up a screenplay and call it your own. And don't tell us Robert Towne came up with that bit about checking the ex's friends' status updates to see if she's mentioned during his script pollish. That's our move, not Robert Towne's.

This is serious. The baby had to watch Whitney.

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Ray Gustini