What the Tweet?

Chaz Bono, Beer Gardens, and Haunted Houses

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Ray Gustini 656 Views Oct 26, 2011

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

CHAZ BONO NO MO'... http://t.co/BzR3eTDBWed Oct 26 12:25:47 via Drudge


You know this is a tweet that's been aging like a fine wine. It's almost a surprise the New York Post didn't print the wrong frontpage, Kerry-Gephardt style, weeks ago to get this one in


Just joking about killing the $1 bill is a federal offense, so Time really has nothing to lose now.

Beer gardens growing in Southern California, with a twist http://t.co/cKMtp57GWed Oct 26 16:15:08 via HootSuite


The twist: everyone shows up 90 minutes late and drinks white wine.

Displaced college students to be placed on cruise ship http://t.co/XQTTdLbvWed Oct 26 15:00:53 via SocialFlow


Operation: Greatest 1980s Grossout Comedy That Never Was is off to a fine start. Until those mean boarding school kids with their catamarans and Somali pirate older brothers show up.

Man chases crab, crab gets hilariously awesome revenge on man http://t.co/gAsW8scrWed Oct 26 20:26:04 via The Huffington Post


Man meets crab, man loses crab, man chases crab, crab has sneaky and painful surprise for man ... it's the all-American love story.

Men charge haunted house visitors $5 to park their cars. Problem is, they didn't own the lot: http://t.co/xUQX6z9dWed Oct 26 21:36:57 via TweetDeck


That's how all David Mamet movies end.


 

 

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