Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

No jury in the world would convict him. Though the Hague will probably issue a strong advisory opinion.

As Hollywood career-cripplers go, partying with a Chechen warlord isn't so bad. If you made the experience into a movie and cast Sophia Copolla in a key role, that would be unforgivable.

Somebody's not worried about having enough for the tell-all.

Of course, it's an obstructed view. And there's no patio. And the view, come to think of it, is of another building. But the schools are great.

Why? Are they logged as evidence? The stabbing was an unrelated incident. It should say something to that effect on the invitation.

This is Detroit's week. Even the bowling scene is on the rebound.

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Ray Gustini