Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Wait for the home version. It comes with a brick of Asiago and a guide to designing your own Bezier curve.

The lesson: if you and your beloved are materialistic, it is imperative you have no money. Because it will destroy you.

If the naked mole rat can do that, people won't even wonder where his pants are.

That's what happens when you hire an independently wealthy matchmaker. They don't have to pretend you know what you're talking about.

Give the cheap copy a chance! Stolen statue hasn't been gone a month yet and already they're ready to put him on Twitter Mount Rushmore.

Just as Julia Child's prophecy foretold.

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Ray Gustini