We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites. 

The officially-sanctioned "only adult" in the GOP presidential field is actually a high school sophomore trying to impress his best friend's brainy older sister? If it were still October, this would be an October surprise.

Why do we automatically assume the running, push-up enthusiast robot will be a bad thing? He could be just what Duke needs this year at power forward.

And yet Cowboys & Aliens still got made.

You heard it here first: this is the next Gretchen Mol.

This is what happens when Jewel gets her own column. Nobody's a poet except for her. And Skeet Ulrich, because they were in that Ang Lee Civil War movie together.

Oh come on: they saw that in Heat.

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Ray Gustini