Lindsay Lohan is absolutely, positively, really going to jail this time, or so we're promised. Legal nemesis
Regina George Judge Stephanie Sautner has sentenced the Mean Girls star to 30 days of jail for violating her probation on her theft and drunk-driving convictions, reports Reuters. So perhaps this means saying goodbye to the "Lindsay Lohan looking disgusted and humble at the morgue" photo galleries and news updates about her new teeth. But then again the last time (just last month) Lohan was facing jail time and a $100,000 bail, she spent less than an hour behind bars and came away with a handsome Playboy offer.