We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
Where in the world is Val Kilmer? Flash spots the "chronically eccentric" actor Down Under: http://t.co/8MAtsJDr
This makes sense. Koala skin and Foster's are the only known cures for protruding elbow-itis.
"They destroy our country," he said of the United States, in a wee little voice. "I am afraid of America." http://t.co/qSWtHZoa #Iraq
It's a thin line between touching and goofy. The phrase "wee little" tends to push things into the silly category, especially on Twitter.
Special Report: Mitt Romney's French education http://t.co/8tP3m3oP
Bombshell. The man now has no chance of being elected as a Democrat in 2004.
LOST BODY PARTS... http://t.co/PFNvhSPr
Just a cryptic, alarming Drudge headline for your evening commute. Nothing beats those, with the possible exception of...
Vatican calls Tintin a 'Catholic hero' and ridicules suggestions he may be racist http://t.co/FnZpkMmE
...news that the Vatican is defending a fictional Belgian against charges of racism.
Russians set for Mars adventure http://t.co/hmZgobrw
This time, they may even leave the metal container in the parking lot. Weather permitting.
Jay-Z doesn't just run this town — he runs the whole metropolitan area. http://t.co/VpmXsWa6
Except for those unincorporated areas out on the edge of town. The county runs that and Jay-Z knows it.
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