We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

If Streep's not careful, this could split Oscar votes with The Iron Lady. Streep's publicist has to get on the horn with Yo-Yo-Ma and Lil' Buck's publicists and make it clear they only want to be considered in the supporting categories.

One man's baby in bed with a knife is another's baby in highchair with noodles over its head. The only difference is, one of them has a concealed weapon.

The man wrote, "A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as if she were plain." Do we have to spell it out?

The Pope has been sadly misinformed about the rich cultural history of Sheboygan, Wisconsin.

Well why not: he's been in everything else this year.

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Ray Gustini