We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
No, that extra large value meal will not make you seem like a more powerful person | http://t.co/FfpcoQIX (via @TIMEHealthland)
TIME.com
TIME
Try telling that to Willy Loman. Can't be done. The man supersizes everything.
Get out your tweed and ride: http://t.co/ORsozRTp
The Washington Post
washingtonpost
It doesn't matter where to. Feminist bookstore, spectacle repairman's house, English country house. Just ride and be tweedy.
You CAN wear a turtleneck without looking like Barry Manilow http://t.co/QLyHlnxV
The Daily
daily
Unless of course you're Barry Manilow. In which case you should go with a crewneck.
Cantaloupe death toll climbs again http://t.co/Grr9zc6v
Huffington Post
HuffingtonPost
They're really jazzing up the crops report over there at the Huffington Post. It's like an Australian soap opera, but with produce.
D.C. wildlife biologist found guilty of trying to poison feral cats to protect birds: http://t.co/6Dac9MgQ
Slate
Slate
We're not proud of it, but we did spend several minutes making "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed wildlife biologist!" jokes. They were about a different wildlife biologist. One with one arm.
Chris Matthews gave former Gov. George Pataki a good yanking at his book party. http://t.co/Y78KyGlT
GATECRASHER
NYDNGatecrasher
Well there you go.
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