We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites. 

Not if they went down to the Frankincense District. Place is loaded with it. Not much myrrh, though.

It's either a birthday thing or how they all look better with slightly shaggy hair. The kind that curls up at the bottom, like a hair handle or something.

When a family member complains  that you're spending too much time on Twitter this holiday, ask them if they saw Prince William do his awesome dance. When they no, make sure to nod ever so slightly.

Before YouTube, Newt would have needed someone to film one of these pets doing something delightful, with him somewhere in the background right when it happens, submit the footage to some sort of local pet prize, and win. The web is full of wonders.

That's what you get for releasing We Bought A Zoo and Tinker, Tailor, Gibbon, Chimp on the same day.

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Ray Gustini