We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

The next time you hear someone saying that small family farms are a thing of the past, bring up the yeti crab. He's part of somebody's family.

The Washington Post is typically the D.C.-area paper with the best in-week imbibing advice. They also have the better sports section.

There are no winners in a Kale-Chikin stand-off. Except the people who sell fish oil tablets. They're happy either way.

It's getting to the point where it seems like Herman Cain might not be president.

The Sleeping Beauty nudity is the nudity equivalent of fool's gold. Which is to say, fool's nudity.

The Drudge Report mega-crab leg chain is driving all the mom and pop crab leg stores out of business

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