We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

The lucky tuna fish is the richest man in South Dakota in spirit-animal form. That's why he's so big, and has sacks of money in his gills.

Not just a public radio: an epic public radio battle. With chainmail, and pledge drives for new suits of armor, and shows on Saturday mornings where they talk about how to make your own grog.

Didn't the Army already go through one of these? Wasn't that the whole point point of those "Army of One" ads?

This is why the the universal remote never caught on: nobody was marketing it using those exact words.

Actually, they agreed to waive Gingrich's confidentiality agreement, which will allow him to talk about more of the consulting work he did for the mortgage company. That showed him!

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Ray Gustini