We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites. 

On a normal day, this would have been the most memorable use of a French interjection...

...but this was not a normal day.

We're curious: how did The Post settle on four as the maximum on the Pinocchio scale? 

Which is nonsense, of course, because if Shakespeare taught us anything, it's that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in Philosotoddler's $1,500 stroller.

Out of nowhere swipe at nonsensical heist movies! We don't expect our heist movies to be infallible, though we do like it when they have scenes where the grizzled thief outsmarts the young thief.

Woman says wearing fake penis to work got her fired... http://t.co/exOsA0TU

Downgrades, snow, and Tim Tebow all seemed to dominate our Twitter feed today. Then there was this.

Just a horrifying notion to consider at the start of a long, cold weekend. Now enjoy the playoff football, Golden Globes coverage, and hundreds of hours of on-demand programming.

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Ray Gustini