We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites. 

From Kakutani? You bet. Maybe even a "Woot! Woot!"

Watch that awful Ricky Gervais try and make a joke out of what's happening to that poor Hollywood real estate. He should be wearing a ribbon to support that real estate, not making fun of the fact people briefly don't want to gobble it up.

Anytime you can put hypnotist before someone's profession, as a tweeter, you have to do it. Unless they're a professional hypnotist. That would just be confusing.

Other things that have been negatively impacted by the Bond movies: killer top hats, gardners who throw killer top hats, international crime syndicates, anyone who wants to control the world's supply of something, crazy rich men who kill their girlfriends and paint them gold, George Lazenby.

Slate has had enough of your underlit clementines and pork chops that might as well be veal chops. It's a dirty business, tweeting pictures of food you think is pretty, but show a little flair.

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Ray Gustini