We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Newt Gingrich, for one, suspects Mitt Romney.

This always happens when you open the box too fast and everything scatters all over the floor. We've never seen it with a bobblehead before, and can only assume someone got too eager and lopped Joey's head off its spring.

Outraged tweets like this benefit from brevity. If you don't know what the story is about, there's no shortage of words that could come after that 'S'.

Cat-cat or Rat Pack-cat: you decide. (The answer, sadly, is cat-cat.)

Today's tweet most likely to resemble the subject line from a message in your spam folder.

Finally, an excuse to register NightOfTheBuzzingInterobang.com.

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Ray Gustini