We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

A retired cat burglar fights to clear himself of a series of Riviera robberies committed in his style. #TCM

— Next On TCM (@NextOnTCM) February 28, 2012

This is the plot of To Catch a Thief. It's also the first thing they teach you to deal with in cat burglar school. Or it would be, if cat burgling were taught in school.

Mayor Bloomberg - One word should come to mind when you think about #ConeyIsland: JOBS.

— NYC Mayor's Office (@NYCMayorsOffice) February 28, 2012

For us, it's always been "rickety wooden roller coasters." Going to take a lot to change that.

Smith & Wesson To Lock 'n' Load Fall Fashions goo.gl/fb/pjnMj

— Adweek (@Adweek) February 28, 2012

That's it. There is no more room on the floral print bandwagon. Maximum capacity has been reached.

Hawaiians are the happiest Americans, study says, despite that George Clooney movie: wapo.st/x9f57W

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) February 28, 2012

Not a great few days for The Descendants. But at least George Clooney got to keep all the khaki shirts and polo shirts from his wardrobe.

The film, smuggled out of Iran in a cake, reviewed. Was it worth it? huff.to/wi9iRY

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) February 28, 2012

That depends. Was the movie Safe House? If so, no. Major disappointment.

More on Rebekah Brooks and the horse: bit.ly/zJEn49 #leveson #hacking #notw

— The Guardian (@guardian) February 28, 2012

All the Rebekah Brooks and horse news that's fit to print. 

Google: Where amateur hitmen learn about homemade silencers and Clay Aiken theatln.tc/zX0pPr

— The Atlantic Wire (@TheAtlanticWire) February 28, 2012

It's true! They should put that in a commercial, instead of the man registering an email account for his unborn child.

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