We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

BROKAW: Santorum 'Like a Character in a Bruce Willis Movie'... drudge.tw/zsUkp0

— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) February 29, 2012

Strong statement. Do you think he's talking about Nobody's Fool, The Story of Us, or Lucky Number Slevin? We're going with Slevin. We haven't seen the movie, but if it involves slevin being somebody's lucky number, the rest takes care of itself.

QUIZ: Guess the celebrity gams huff.to/zGHRCX

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) February 29, 2012

No dice. Either we're guessing pins or we're guessing nothing. 

New twist in antimatter mystery bbc.in/xecyUU

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) February 29, 2012

It's a big one: The private investigator who you thought was hired to find the guy who stole the antimatter is actually looking for himself. So he's the antimatter thief! Devastating, that final sequence.

Ohio voter asks Mitt Romney to show he has a heart: wapo.st/x46Tjd via @PhilipRucker

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) February 29, 2012

Well, at least there's no way for the candidate to be over-eager in his response to this one. Right? Right? No, no -- don't give him that spork and giant bottle of topical pain medication. It'll encourage him.

Channel Surfing: 'Excavating the 2,000-Year-Old Man' nyti.ms/yw9l6p

— artsbeat (@artsbeat) February 29, 2012

It's not a 2,000-year-old-man unless he's singing about how everyone can go to hell, except Cave 76.

WATCH the Australian horse rescued from quicksand-like mud bit.ly/x1A9jo

— The Guardian (@guardian) February 29, 2012

Still moves faster than Luck.

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Ray Gustini