We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

A bench with a very unusual twist huff.to/HiRVNm

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) March 27, 2012

Spoiler alert: it's a chair.

There was more discussion of "broccoli" in today's oral arguments that actual case law: slate.me/Hdz34i #SCOTUS #Obamacare

— Slate (@Slate) March 27, 2012

See, everyone is saying the Solicitor General was so unpersuasive today. But would they be talking about broccoli if he didn't bring it up?
 

Criminal defendants are the new hipsters wapo.st/GXvqhU

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 27, 2012

Nobody tell Brian Williams. He's got a few leftover Brooklyn zingers and doesn't care who he uses them on.
 

Tallest Man In America Desperately Needs New Pair Of $15k Shoes... drudge.tw/GTJKVw

— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) March 27, 2012

Before you say, "That's excessive" or "Sorry Tall Man, can't help," consider this: has a tall person ever looked for one of your sweaters at the tip-top of a closet? Have they ever tipped in one of your ill-advised jump shots on the rebound, simply by being who they are?
 

Report: 'Mad Men' hottie (the blond one) ate her own placenta. bit.ly/HgZdkM

— AJC(@ajc) March 27, 2012

This tweet was bound to happen. Know why? Because January Jones ate her placenta and told everyone about it. In a very weird way, too.

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Ray Gustini