We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Ronald Reagan's doodle of a shirtless, muscular torso: bit.ly/FQ2FAU

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 19, 2012

Forget the shirtless, muscular torsos: how good were his translucent cubes?

Team-Bonding Exercises Not Big Among Upper East Side Brothel Employees bit.ly/zrzTRq

— dealbreaker (@dealbreaker) March 19, 2012

The entire brothel is going to be wishing they had paid attention the next time they have to transport a fox, a chicken, and a bag of corn across the East River to avoid a vice squad bust. 

Julie Taymor's “Frida” won an Oscar but it could have earned another had the director let its star sport facial hairnydn.us/FRzv7f

— GATECRASHER (@NYDNGatecrasher) March 19, 2012

We're going to assume Bono also did not let Taymor try this on the Spider-Man musical. A mutton-chopped Peter Parker would have been a tough sell.

Mike Tyson would like to give his one-man Vegas show a shot on Broadway lat.ms/AdqEeN

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) March 19, 2012

Speaking of Julie Taymor, she has to at least take a meeting with Tyson about this.
 

Woody Allen's latest renamed once again, set for June 22bit.ly/FQGGIm bit.ly/FQGGIm

— Movieline (@Movieline) March 19, 2012

Set for June 22     .     Not exactly Annie Hall, Manhattan Murder Mystery or Radio Days. But it's still less of a mouthful than Deconstructing Harry.
 

The moment I knew I was obsessed with celebritieshuff.to/FRATWD

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) March 19, 2012

Crashing Geena Davis's first Mensa meeting? The two years you spent writing an unauthorized, self-published production history of  Havana ? Something involving the Kenneth Branagh-Emma Thompson divorce? Do tell.

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Ray Gustini