We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

The thing about your job, it gets worse: t.co/lluVKaG4

— Above the Law (@atlblog) March 28, 2012

Not if you're Solicitor General Donald B. Verrilli. Things have to get better for that guy. Have to.

Save Your Marriage: Buy This Dummy-Proof Bed bit.ly/GTwHcj

— Co.Design (@FastCoDesign) March 28, 2012

Only downside: marriages where one partner comes home to find the other in bed with a dummy tend to have other, less obvious problems. Dummy-proofing the bed is just a first step.

Ever wonder how a watch gets made? Wonder no more! huff.to/HhtzUe

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) March 28, 2012

Now that's the kind of enthusiasm we like, even if tiny people in a hollowed-out tree in Switzerland are nowhere to be seen.
 

Magic formula buys LA Dodgers for $2bn on.ft.com/GVeCcx #FinancialTimes

— Financial Times (@FT) March 28, 2012

This is a reference to Magic Johnson, of course. But that's a 1960s live-action Disney comedy we'd like to see. Because really, how could a magic formula run a baseball club? Probably the same way he made $2 billion in the first place.

London restaurants shame drinkers into saying no to plastic straws ow.ly/9SYVw

— GOOD(@GOOD) March 28, 2012

A reminder of how lucky Americans are to live in the land of the free and the home of the personalized Krazystraw.

Good veggie burgers aren't all that easy to master: wapo.st/GYG7AL via @joeyonan

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 28, 2012

Yes, terrible-tasting foods are always the hardest ones to master. Funny how that goes.

The bridge fits. Hooray! Lowenberg and lituchy. The best dentists anywhere! yfrog.com/odag3nij

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) March 28, 2012

We're breaking from the usual What the Tweet format to bring you an update on Martha Stewart's trip to the dentist. Apparently it's going well and she loves her new bridgework. So now you know.

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Ray Gustini